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babies with soft spots on they head better not misbehave, lest they end up on my pottery wheel

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[lauren @laurenashastro]

all the hottest sweetest girls were born on july 9

[led @ledcoura_]

contando os dias pra minha sobrinha poder sair pra beber comigo (faltam 15 anos

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[sisi 𖦏 @dollfctory]

C.O.R.B.I.N. - Computer Operated Robotic Bluetooth Intelligence Nanobot

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

yeah i'm addicted to porn. por'n a big tall glass of wine! i'm an alcoholic

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

no you don’t understand the movie is supposed to make you feel bad that’s why it’s so great

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

If I went to Hogwarts and I wasn’t Harry Potter, I would kill myself

[shimi @yurimusings]

isopod, yousopod, wesopod…….

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

honestly my bf is so brave for dating me why would he do that to himself

[president of kindness @realityysimp]

i have taylor frankie paul fatigue

[crucifunker @ghostmotorfingr]

aileen wuornos summer

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

no. me. sue sylvester.

[miri @mishtimere]

I’m fucking addicted to blanket and bed

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it