𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞

If you're looking for trouble, you found it

[𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 @OGbunnyJohnson]

Consent is 🔑

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖞 @OGbunnyJohnson]

@MissViolet2199 @kiesha9i It took around a year but she eventually came in for the first time last winter so now ill let her in at night or when im home 🤍

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[໊ @user0000O0]

just opened the weather app

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

my coping mechanisms may be worse than my actual problems

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

do you ever just wanna go home but nowhere feels like home anymore

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Cat people literally be like "he's a total fucking terror that disrupts my sleep destroys my furniture and hates everyone AND HES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE"

[a @yyioom]

all roads lead back to me isolating myself

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm in a group setting and all of a sudden i get an intense feeling that i dont belong and need to leave immediately