CantGuardPrisonMike

ELECT A CLOWN, EXPECT A CIRCUS “Never Been Caught Neither” #BBN 💙 That’s what she said (or he said) 🏀🏉“Gator dont play no Sh*t

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@Tawc16 @BigPaleTone @SenMcConnell Fuck off, dude is a Jim Crow racist monster.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on some shit you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA Peace Prize recipient bombs Iran during the FIFA World Cup.

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Steve Rae @SteveRae11]

@nypost Uh huh.

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@USLTactics @FBI

[- @MusialaEra]

They want to convince you that Harry Kane isn‘t an absolute all timer. One of the greatest strikers the world has EVER seen and it‘s not debatable.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Because they have our politicians on tape fucking little kids.

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@Ihartitz Titans fans tho:

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@Cats_Coverage @TerrellTres @KSATMaryRom Wonder why…

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The irony of Republicans controlling all branches of government while

bankrupting the country, starting a war, sending money to fraudulent programs, violating the Constitution, giving corporations immunity...

but arguing that the biggest problem we have is “stolen elections.”

[Bourbon Canadian @Bowhuntingbsfan]

My golf game is so bad, I had to re-grip my ball retriever

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@KevOnStage We don’t get to see Asian or Indian????!!????

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@Fun_Viral_Vids2

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“You cannot be interested and inconsistent.”

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Jayden Daniels got moves 👀

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@StumblinRumlin @rushicrypto It is tho

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@smitchell17 Do the saints not take a 10 mil cap hit if Kamara is cut? Would be a smarter move to get him going in OTA’s and training camp, and then test his trade value to a team like the bengals, Texans, broncos, even cowboys.

[CantGuardPrisonMike @OGprisonmike]

@yalltitanup @LJ001_ 🤡

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.