toddallmyt

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Science Denier: I am skeptical about this whole “gravity” thing.

Scientists: (Pointing at cliff) Please be skeptical over there.

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@espn The sideline commentary sucks and they are overly critical of the teams, like they would call everything and do everything better. Weird. Why didn’t they run this? How could they not see that sack coming? Why didn’t they throw the ball away sooner? What is this?

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@espn I don’t watch a ton of college football, mostly just NFL, so I have to ask, is this commentary normal? These ESPN announcers are horrible. Why don’t they have two knowledgeable people in a booth doing play by play? Do they think all the players are stupid? Sounds like they do.

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@brandinpodziem2 She traveled but you didn’t. You’re sitting at home on the WNBA sidelines as a spectator during the NBA playoffs, which is all that needs to be said. 😆Guess you perform better as a fan. 👍

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@PatMcAfeeShow @NBA Worst I’ve yet seen. Nesmith had two charges turn into fouls, a three and one ignored in the first half and then that stupid foul for SGA when nesmith took his hand off him, followed immediately by the offensive push by SGA on the next play. They took one of our best players out.

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@CenturyOG And Nesmith had two fouls that were both clear offensive charges, a foul at the end that didn’t exist, and a clear three and one in the first half that the extender was staring directly at. They took a person out of two games.

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@TheHappySlut1 There’s a sweet spot between. You’ll find it.

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@TheHappySlut1 Glad you made it safely through this, relatively. The husband treatment not so much though, and you were still violated by someone who had malicious intent, it’s just fortunate he couldn’t use it to take advantage of you.

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@mydmac I think it’s underground like a potato or a carrot or something.

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The only people stealing anyones jobs are those who are better able to do it.

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The road to hell is paved with all your favorite under appreciated tweets.

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@MarkHamill Happy Birthday Mark! Thanks for being the type of person that you are. Never would have guessed I would be an even greater fan of the man behind the character that I grew up with and still adore, but that is the case. You human well.

[Vlada Mars @VladaMars]

I will never give up on tenderness.

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A documentary on the unlikely staying power of the hideous yet well ventilated foam slip on sandal known as the croc.

Make this. I need to know why.

[💦Slippery Secret💦 @SlipperySecret]

Hello Poison Control?
I just ate a bite of cookie with raisins instead of chocolate chips.

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I like living in an area where people wave to one another when passing by on the street. It’s nice.

Just as long as they don't try talking to me…

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@SlipperySecret Agree. Don’t care about his appearance, the voice just isn’t that head turning to me. Orville Peck wears a mask, which is odd, but who cares. When he opens his mouth you hear something special. The music needs to be unique, not the package.

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The ignorant don’t seem very blissful.

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A guy on twitters cousin said it, so it must be so.

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@Nick_Offerman They are all secretly wishing they could switch candidates after this debate.

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!🤣🤣🤣