can someone please explain why i haven't met my soulmate on tinder i swipe left on almost everyone and refuse to respond when people message me is there some sort of trick ??
friend: why is there an enormous hole on the side of your house
me: ugh. it’s my biggest pet peeve
friend: this happens so often that it’s actually a pet peeve of yours?
[suddenly a 60 foot tall dog runs towards us through the yard]
me: no. it’s my biggest pet, Peeve
God rest ye merry congressmen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Trump’s behavior
On this Impeachment Day.
And save us all from Cheeto’s power
That led the world astray.
Oh findings of blackmail and fraud,
Blackmail and fraud.
Oh findings of blackmail and fraud.