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I need contacts for my third eye

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@localboyfromok A little tone-deaf from Cuomo considering how some of us will be working in our lab late tonight

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@localboyfromok The one black family in my neighborhood growing up had a picture of Obama on the mantle with flowers and candles, which likely went a long way to radicalizing the white neighbors that everything Fox News says is true

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@localboyfromok Me, alone at home

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@localboyfromok This is the kind of stuff I think about when people talk about “traditional American values”

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@localboyfromok “That's a real special kind of knight, right?”

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@alm_nutt @crapkeith @crapkeith

[Toby Keith’s I Love This RileyBRaps @rlaben]

Just coined a new term called Natty Crack and it refers to when you stretch and your back cracks without having to put in effort or force

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@localboyfromok His heart is twice the size of other dogs. Not to run faster, but to love more

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@localboyfromok Was recently visited by a much more sinister and shadowy organization recently for my posting

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She is everything to me ♥️ Happy 26th birthday to my beautiful wife @rlaben I am so excited to celebrate you

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Can’t believe our little guy finally turned 18 today 🙌🥳 Watched him grow into a full man 🥲

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@localboyfromok It’s just me and the bots checking in

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@localboyfromok I hope future presidents are more directly related to apps that I use. Obama should have signed an executive order to bring back Flappy Bird when it was taken off the App Store

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@localboyfromok Suck down fat cigars the size of sub sandwiches

[dr.parkinstine @dr_parkinstine]

Magnifying transmitter lighting an incandescent (incandescent simply means the filament (resistor) gets so hot it glows emitting light). Enjoy 🙂

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Scintillate? I usually only sin ‘til 5 or so…

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@localboyfromok Me when Riley busts out the gummies

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@localboyfromok The most intuitive thing to do as a father. Kind of evil if you don’t, frankly

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She has renounced her worldly possessions to join the noble path of asceticism 😇

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The new Beetlejuice movie doesn’t make any sense. How do they have an afterlife if they aren’t baptized Catholic? Where is Jesus?