Toby Keith’s I Love This RileyBRaps

I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all.

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Slumdog Millionaire except it’s me and every memory is just me watching Jeopardy while baked

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Milano Cortina city council just voted to approve OKC’s Blazer’s Ice Center as the venue for the 2026 Winter Olympics’ Figure Skating events

[Tommi @holden_a_fork]

Meeeeee

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

"Get a job" nope I'm playing on da rope

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Just coined a new term called Natty Crack and it refers to when you stretch and your back cracks without having to put in effort or force

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

if they take adderall away from me they are gonna have to shoot me down from the top of the US capitol like king kong

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

accidentally signed an email “beast” instead of “best”

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@localboyfromok You can also tell that pic was taken from an angle where it was actually very clear to everyone around him that he was taking a picture

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Sometimes I get nervous that I can’t connect with my pre-teen self and that I haven’t ever had a strong personal identity, and then some shit like this pops up in my Facebook memories and I feel closer to her than ever

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

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@localboyfromok Had a dream like this one time where I was playing Elphaba at a theme park Wicked production and got to write my own verse of defying gravity. We gotta collab in the dreamverse someday.

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

My final statement on the imminent U.S. presidential election:

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Was trying to remember Cuba Gooding Jr.’s name and called him Miami Jamaica and honesty that’s a solid guess

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@OKCwizard Sorry I accidentally dropped an ultimate potion of monstrous energy in the forest when on the way home from my All Hallows’ Eve coven sesh

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Just had a fainting spell… feeling chic… wish I could have added the cherry on top by coughing up blood into a handkerchief

[❤️‍🔥 @witnessborne]

Logging onto NYT connections before bed, taking a moment to picture each of these items one by one, smiling serenely and closing the window without playing. Just a nightly reminder of the many Things in this big old world.