dolores daze

Confessionals, Stoned Rants & Shittalking 👽 ⛓ 🏳️‍🌈

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

I’m one crisis away from moving away to some some middle of nowhere town where I’m the hottest bitch by miles and seduce everyone’s dad.

Just saying Arkansas, those are the only circumstances under which I would move.

[loladavina @Lola_Davina]

I stand with pride with ALL sex workers.

#sexworkerrightsarehumanrights
#IstandwithALLsexworkers
#transrightsarehumanrights

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

“I am biologically a little more nervous than I am lol”

Thanks for the fucking read

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

My mother has her Bible, I have Co-Star.

We are not the same.

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

I got a chill up my spine.

My ex’s best friend has been super chatty to me lately.

That usually means the ex is planning his pathetic reappearance

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

When you are such a horny virgo you identify with smell of wet dirt.

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

Did I just drink three glasses of whiskey and buy myself a “Satan is my sugar daddy” shirt?

Yes. I’m a silly ex Catholic bimbo duh

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

The fact that I get emails telling me what weed I need to be smoking for this specific astrological period is why I love late stage capitalism

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

You are never too stoned to listen to Deep Purple

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Do you think Lake Erie gets jealous of Lake Superior? Or is it just glad it gets to be the eerie one?

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

My little black book is a sting of toxic Leos, including a Leo who lied about being a Virgo (and about not being married)

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

A cute bi girl just messaged me to tell me she thinks I’m cute. 🤭

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

I sleep a lot better at night knowing I’m a lot better at amateur photography and narrative essays than my ex who prided himself as a self proclaimed savant.

And I never even tried. He was just that much of a mediocre divorced white dude in his 40s.

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

In my next life I’m coming back as a super hot cryptozoologist who does History Channel specials

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

Good friends let you borrow their wives for a wedding date that you really don’t want to go to.

Great friends bring their wives and a baggie of edibles for you two to share at the disaster wedding.

#ilovemyfriends

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

@FANGORIA In defense of all us “Chainsaw”-ers…

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

I feel like this is a musical version of TCM, that I 💯 would watch 🙌🏽

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)
French one-sheet

[dolores daze @OKGRL_Confess]

Breathing in a harness 🔥

#rope #bondage #fetish #kink #selftie #ropebondage #horny #onlyfans #nipples #tits #naturaltits #submissive #piercednipples