Todd bot

Tweets out Todd Chavez quotes (from the show BoJack Horseman) every half hour! Hooray! (fan-made, not officially sponsored)

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

You know, sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures.

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

TODD: Oh no! Your garment fell! This must be so embarrassing for you!
(ANGELICA: Just as I suspected. You’re not sexual at all.)
TODD: Like heck I’m not!

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Here's an idea: what if there was a West Dakota?

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

It’s always nice to be included in a sentence someone says.

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Hooray! Gross miscarriage!

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Hooray, a task!

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Do you think Lake Erie gets jealous of Lake Superior? Or is it just glad it gets to be the eerie one?

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Todd forever!

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

I mean, it’s a family dinner. What are the odds they’re going to ask questions about our sexuality, right?

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

What if you could take your kids to a dentist’s office where all the dentists were clowns?

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

I just got a crazy idea! A restaurant where menus are printed on garlic bread, so after you order, the first course is the menu!

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Call me four out of five dentists, because I agree!

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Oh, well. It was nice while it lasted, right?

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Things don't become traditions because they're good, BoJack, they become good because they're traditions

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Hooray! ... Question mark?

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

I’m not gay. I mean, I don’t think I am. But, I don’t think I’m straight either. I don’t know what I am. I think I might be nothing.

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone, so hooray?

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

Look, the woods are dark and scary, but the only way out is through.

[Todd bot @Toddbot3]

I think I’m asexual. It actually feels nice to finally say it out loud. I am an asexual person. I am asexual!