Just so I’m tracking.
Japan loves
- steak
- motorcycles
- dogs
- bacon
- chicks in stars & stripes bikinis
- trucks
- country music
- freedom
- respect
- swords
- sushi
- classic cars
Japan hates
- crime
- islam
- communism
Am I part Japanese?
Slave reparations!
I’m all in!
I’ve decided to personally gift £1 million Sterling to every single person my family ever enslaved.
Please form an orderly queue and bring:
• Ironclad documents proving my family personally enslaved you (bonus points if they include my great-great-grandpa’s signature and a Polaroid).
• Your birth certificate proving you were born before Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834.
• Proof you’re still alive (the gift can only be claimed in person, no ghosts, no estates, no “my ancestor told me so”).
Oh, and while you’re at it, maybe swing by the local cemetery with a shovel. I’m sure those poor souls buried since the 1800s would appreciate being dug up for their cheque. They’ve waited long enough, right?
Look, if we’re doing “reparations” for historical slavery, let’s do it properly: only to the actual victims. Not their great-great-great-grandchildren who were born free in the 20th or 21st century, sipping oat milk lattes while tweeting about “trauma.”
This isn’t justice, it’s a cosmic-level grift.
It’s like demanding the Roman Empire pay for the roads they built because some distant ancestor got conquered by Caesar. Or billing modern Italians for every Gaul who got turned into a slave 2,000 years ago.
Newsflash: No living person in Britain today was a slave under British law, and no living person in Britain today owned slaves under British law.
The people who suffered are dead. The people who profited are dead.
Their descendants, Black, White, Asian, mixed, whatever had zero say in it.
Chasing “reparations” from random taxpayers (including the descendants of abolitionists, coal miners, and people who arrived after 1834) isn’t healing historical wounds. It’s creating new ones while opening the most hilarious Pandora’s box in human history:
• Should Ireland demand reparations from Britain for the Potato Famine?
• Should Britain demand reparations from Denmark for the Viking slave raids?
• Should Italians bill Mongols for the sack of Baghdad?
• Should every African nation start invoicing each other for the centuries of tribal warfare and slave-trading that predated (and supplied) the transatlantic trade?
Where does the grievance chain end? 1066? The Bronze Age?
Lucy the Australopithecus getting stiffed on her cave rent?
Slavery was a universal human horror, practised by every civilisation from the Egyptians to the Aztecs to the Arabs to the Africans themselves (who sold millions into the trade).
Britain didn’t invent it.
Britain ended it, at massive cost, with the Royal Navy spending decades hunting slave ships while other empires kept right on going.
Demanding cash from people who never owned slaves, to give to people who were never slaves, isn’t “reparations.” It’s retroactive time-travel cosplay with other people’s money. It’s the ultimate participation trophy for historical victimhood: “My ancestor suffered, therefore I deserve a payout… even though I live in a free society with more opportunity than 99.9% of humans who ever lived.”
If you want actual justice, how about this radical idea:
Stop obsessing over who owes whom from 200 years ago, and start judging people by what they do today. Work hard. Build. Create. Don’t inherit grievances like their family heirlooms.
The desire for slavery reparations isn’t righteous anger. It’s lazy, entitled, historically illiterate greed dressed up as moral superiority, demanding a lottery win for a suffering you never endured, from people who never caused it.
My £1 million offer stands.
Just bring the paperwork.
And a time machine.
#Reparations
#Slavery
Oh, and fcuk you Lenny Henry.
🚨 250,000 WHITE BRITISH GIRLS RAPED IN THE LAST 25 YEARS, OVER 90% BY MUSLIM MEN, AND THE AUTHORITIES KNEW AND DID NOTHING.
Rotherham, Rochdale, Telford, Oxford, Newcastle, grooming gangs operating for DECADES. Police, social services, councils all aware.
They were told. They had names, addresses, victims screaming for help.
They did not act.
They actively blocked whistleblowers.
They threatened victims and families with arrest.
They classified reports as “racist” and buried them.
This wasn’t incompetence.
This was DELIBERATE BETRAYAL to protect a narrative.
Pure evil. Pure cowardice. Pure two-tier Britain.
Another white European lad. Dutch this time, swarmed and battered by a pack of feral black youths, then shoved towards the tracks like he’s nothing.
kicks, punches, jeers, the lot. Kid on the ground, helpless, while the mob closes in. If the colours were reversed? Every newsroom from Amsterdam to London would be in meltdown mode for years! racist attack,’ ‘hate crime,’ endless panels on ‘far-right rise.’ But because it’s a native white boy getting pulverised by imported savages? Crickets. Absolute silence from the corrupt media and gutless politicians.
This is continental Europe now: once-proud nations like the Netherlands turned into hunting grounds for third-world hordes. They flood in, no vetting, no assimilation, just entitlement and violence.
Rotterdam, Amsterdam, same story as London, Birmingham, Manchester. Our boys aren’t safe on their own streets because we’ve surrendered sovereignty to the cult of multiculturalism. Islam and its fellow travellers hate us, despise our civilisation, and act accordingly when they outnumber us locally.
The Dutch media won’t touch this with a ten-foot pole. Why? Because admitting the truth would shatter the lie that ‘diversity is strength.’ It would force the question: why are we importing people whose first instinct is to attack our kin? Why do we prioritise their ‘rights’ over the safety of native children?
This isn’t random crime; it’s conquest by demographics and street-level terror. Remigration isn’t extreme, it’s the bare minimum to survive as peoples.
Protect our own, Dutch, English, all native Europeans, or watch the Isles and the continent fall to the same barbarism that’s already claimed too many of our sons and daughters.
@BGatesIsaPyscho This is Thornton Hall. There was talks of an IPAS centre being opened here. Not sure if it ever went ahead but masked thugs seem to fit the bill.
This is EXACTLY why you don’t do drugs 😂 Dude eats a couple gummies and suddenly turns into a philosopher asking the DEEPEST questions known to man. They were actually brilliant… but the delivery? Pure comedy gold 🤣
Always the same players—and for some unknown reason, it happens over and over and over again. We imprison with 2 years hard labor, then denaturalize and/or deport, it'll stop overnight.
I see the Guardian is getting annoyed at me for posting this and stating that station names should be in English, and English only.
I'm very happy to clear any confusion up...
All station names should be in English, and English only.
This is England. We speak English.
@Sportzguy3005@eysansbottom@grok Using the current F1 points system and converting accordingly:
•Lewis Hamilton: 5,341.5
•Michael Schumacher: 3,890
•Fernando Alonso: 3,215
These figures come from a database that recalculates all historical results under the 2025 scoring rules (including Sprints)
If you pay a single cent to this crooked, corrupt, morally bankrupt, disgusting organisation, you are part of the problem.
There is a moral duty not to pay the TV licence.
Do not let the Media do it…
Charlie Kirk did not push hate speech.
He told the truth.
The Left doesn’t want people to hear truth.
That is why they took Charlie Kirk out.
To stop the truth.
Evil.