Malaclypse the Fetus

Hail Eris!

[BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo]

Can't wait to see bigots self-destruct while tying themselves in knots trying to act like canonical non-binary Morph isn't cool as hell. (Because they're cool as hell). #XMen97

[Jay Kirell @JasonKirell]

I might be biased, but I think he’s a very handsome dog.

[Stephen Robinson (Bluesky at @playtyperguy.com) @SER1897]

I go into detail on Mace’s shamelessness at my newsletter https://t.co/FdECvSl5Wn

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

I was an opener at a gym and the only employee in the building from 5:30am-9am 5 days a week.

The manager position directly above me opened up. I applied, and got it.

After 2 weeks of working this position I was introduced to the manager they hired for this role. Then they said I was too valuable as the opener and it's easier to fill the manager role than the former.

The 80 hours I worked as manager were paid at $8.75 per hour instead of the $12 I was promised and the next Monday I was scheduled back for opening and only 27.5 hours.

So needless to say I quit. I never missed a day. Did my job so well I was invaluable and they STILL rugpulled me.

Hard work is punished in the US.

[Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy]

Air filtration in schools, offices, & normalized masking are desperately needed. The wealthy have UV, mandated testing, while telling the masses 'go back to normal'. Let's not be victims of weaponized-virus class warfare, as colonizers have used disease against us indigenous.

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

It’s a unanimous judgment from SCOTUS in the Colorado ballot access case. And it’s a horrifically bad one. https://t.co/vDlfplLxqG

[MERC Tronisbad 🔜RQ Hartford @tronisbad]

Since it’s my birthday in two weeks I decided I wanna share the excitement with another good ole’ fashioned Tron Giveaway!

Do YOU want to win a free Thunder Junction bundle?

All you have to do is

-Like
-Repost
-Follow

Picking a winner next Friday (03/08)

Good luck!

[Giraffa Nat @giraffanat]

Come by the @magikidsMTG booth this weekend and find out more about what we do, learn to play some Magic, or maybe catch an Oathbreaker game!

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

If this is a trial balloon, I’d like to pop it. Ramping up thoughtless enforcement isn’t going to win any brownie points from the administration’s opponents, but it will increase the amount of human misery in the world and inevitably lead to dramatic mistakes and cruel abuses.

[peachypop, wild mage 🍑 🔜 Pokémon XP! @peachypop_cos]

Also, one of my favorite Codsworth quotes:
"Oh mum, it's been just horrible! Two centuries with no one to talk to, no one to serve.I spent the first ten years trying to keep the floors waxed, but nothing gets out nuclear fallout from vinyl wood. Nothing!"

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

Black History Month

[Ben Cooper @bencooper]

Dude, gummy bears are also made of the annihilated bones of huge strong cattle.

[Commander Rules Committee @mtgcommander]

On the Commander RC twitch stream Thursday, we'll be revealing the contents of the Secret Lair drop, "Sheldon's Spellbook", benefiting a great cause.

Stream starts at 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Join us at https://t.co/RWriYxSTWg @MTGSecretLair

[Tyler Walpole - Magic Artist 💙🌻 @TylerWalpole]

New sticker incoming. These will be available at ECCC! #CriticalRoleArt #ravenqueen

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

No argument more offensive than "We can't let you do this thing the Constitution says because then the GOP might do something for fake reasons." They already do whatever they can get away with for fake reasons. They wrote a new 2nd amendment because they didn't like the real one.

[John Oberlin @OMGno2trump]

My vote for meme of the day.

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

This puppy was raised alongside our dog and is from the same area and if you don’t root for him in the Puppy Bowl I will take my revenge https://t.co/Aze2ijsxsI

[Modfly Alters @Modflyalters]

#53! Ink's Sauron, the Dark Lord
24 hour auction here:
https://t.co/tjv9TNtTgz