George Sampson

Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

#omfcounterfactuals @OMF_MrsWilfer moves to the Orkneys and never visits. The End.

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

#omfcounterfactuals @OMF_Lavinia moves in to mind our children, all live in harmony and say no cutting things to me. Very few, at any rate..

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

#omfcounterfactuals I become famous doing something heroic and clever, and always wear bright waistcoats and have gold knobs to my sticks

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

#omfcounterfactuals @OMF_Bella marries me and says a kind thing to me once a day

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

@OMF_MrsWilfer My dear madam, I really must apologise, but when it comes to Vipers - I must really - it cannot be - I protest! Gosh.

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

@OMF_MrsWilfer Erm... ah... it so often does, doesn't it? One finds.... don't you know... ahem. *peters out* #strongwomen #weakchinnedmen

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

Many... hem... congratulations... ah... @OMF_MrsWilfer - on - on - on this most... joyous day. *ducks and hides*

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

@OMF_Lavinia #bliss #loveisstrong #ILikeMyWomenMean #MeanMeansKeen

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

@OMF_Lavinia Thanks for letting me carry yr parasol home from church today. Next time, can I walk beside you instead of ten feet behind you?

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

I think most people have forgotten that thing I had for @OMF_Bella. It's all about @OMF_Lavinia this month.

[George Sampson @OMF_George]

Miss @OMF_Lavinia let me walk her home. Excellent opportunity to air my new walking-stick.