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your number 1 resource for satirical humour in and around #Ontario. Pointing out the obvious and searching for the line, one tweet at a time.

[Ontario @ON_Insider]

@MaryBrowns removes blue cheese from the buffalo Mary because it’s too expensive and still charges $11.00 for the sandwich.

[Explore the Bruce @explorethebruce]

We're in our Snow on the Beach (Bruce County's Version) era ❄️🎵

#ExploreTheBruce #BruceCounty #SnowOnTheBeach

[Peel Region @regionofpeel]

February 22 is National Human Trafficking Awareness Day.

Sex traffickers exploit vulnerabilities to lure and manipulate victims. 💙

Learn the signs and find support through nCourage, Peel's sex trafficking hub. Call 905-866-2831 or visit https://t.co/Aua59hCdgX for help.

[Clifton Hill Niagara @cliftonhillfun]

Today is the Coldest Night of the Year fundraiser. Niagara Falls will be illuminated at 10:15 PM in honor of #CNOY and Project SHARE. This initiative is a winterrific, family-friendly, fundraising walk in support of Niagara Falls charities.

Every step makes a difference - read more about how to support Project SHARE and help those in need here: https://t.co/JMN33NtI7y

[Point Pelee National Park, Parks Canada @PointPeleeNP]

“Boom, Boom! Out go the lights!” – Little Walter

It’s a Dark Sky Night tonight, the park will be open until midnight!

[Ontario @ON_Insider]

@realDonaldTrump ours now.

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

[Ontario @ON_Insider]

Selling this account for $30M. Drop a DM

[Ontario @ON_Insider]

Well that back fired

[Ontario @ON_Insider]

Should @TimHortons bring back the cherry stick permanently? #cherrystick #timmys.

[DaleSheehan @dale_l_sheehan]

I will die. My children will die. My children’s children’s children will die. And Montreal will still be at the top of this chart ⁦@CanadiensMTL⁩ #NHL

[RCMP @rcmpgrcpolice]

The #RCMP is hiring! If you are looking to make a difference, we offer career opportunities in every part of Canada and around the world. Apply today: https://t.co/bYrvmhh4IW
#RCMPCareers

[RCMP @rcmpgrcpolice]

#DYK that to own and use a firearm in Canada you need a licence? If you have never had a firearms licence before, you can now apply online. Be sure your photo meets all the specs to avoid processing delays. https://t.co/oMipdDkG0m

[Toronto Railway Museum @TORailwayMuseum]

Jun 16, 1953: the last official steam-hauled through passenger train runs on the old Canada Southern route across Southwestern Ontario. New York Central J-3-a Hudson No. 5434 hauled the train over the CASO route from Detroit to Buffalo. 1/2

[Ontario @ON_Insider]

In other news, Canadian bikers are really late to the party #RollingBlunderOttawa #RollingThunderOttawa

[Owen Sound River District @RiverDistrictOS]

July 9, 2022 we will welcome back the Hottest Street Sale to the River District.

Stay tuned for more information including vendor sign up, music schedules and more.

#HottestStreetSale #RiverDistrictOS #OwenSoundTourism #OwenSound #BruceGreySimcoe #DiscoverOntario

[Lambton Shores @LambtonShores]

Congratulations to the Lambton Shores Minor Hockey U11 Rep hockey team for their OMHA tournament win this past weekend! They completed their season undefeated and are now provincial champions 🏆

[Ontario @ON_Insider]

@CBCMusic @thehipofficial #bobcaygeon

[FriskyBeaverWines @FriskyBeaver1]

"In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours" - Mark Twain

We hear you, Mark! But that isn't stopping the Frisky Beaver dam from opening up our patio 😉

Come by for a tasting or a glass of wine and enjoy the view 😍

#patioseasonishere

[CAMERON’S BREWING @CameronsBrewing]

NEW LCBO RELEASE DROPPING NEXT WEEK!🙌 What do you think it is??👀👀