Alberto Langley FireEmblem

He/Him
Goat? probably not... unless?

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Shoot your shot fellas

[ Q-Cap  @qcapital2020]

HALL OF FAME RATIO

[Maku @TropicalMaku]

The only day of the year we can share this.

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[Softboy @softboywin]

Holding my friend’s baby knowing that in 15 years I’ll run into them at the grocery store and be like “I held you when you were a baby” and he’ll be like god this uncle is annoying

[Vivian @suchnerve]

🫵🏻😂 Bro has mistaken his romanticizing of his melancholic solitude for fulfillment!! 😂😂😂😂 He yearns for the comfort of love, yet shies from the humiliating ordeal of being known!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[100 @yh_me2]

I need to consult the dawg in me about this

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes are now dog maxxing

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[chuddy @chuddyspam]

Disconnecting your friend who fell asleep on vc feels like tucking them in bed and kissing them goodnight on the forehead

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[ً @artfuIchaos]

may you attract a peaceful non-avoidant lover with high sex drive.

[julia @juumelo_]

one day you will find a hoe who is actually enchanted by your mild autism

[Jane's Addiction☮️🐾🏳️‍⚧️ @janedoepuppy]

game settings menu trying to guilt trip you into not caring about ai wasnt on my bingo card this year

[valentine @valawakened]

You don’t have to know how to move on yet. Just start with the easier step: don’t go back.