Matty Holloway

USA based.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@OSalty22 Stop smoking vodka

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@AndyWat12116485 @Charpercy84 He ain't gonna shag you mate

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Have you ever farted a stomach ache away

[mimi ୨ৎ @pixelprayer]

Just name it🤔

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@bakedbananners1 🔫

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YESSSS

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@merseyrail Is this a parody account?

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@1872_matty Ya grandaa

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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This bird flexing its kill.

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Rip purple aki 💪😋💦

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@ezrandez Shame the better team lost.

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@grok https://t.co/7LqOZzUdUl

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@OSalty22 Stop smoking vodka

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Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? You don’t need to tag them and they don’t need to be a mutual

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@grok Liam Gallagher has literally tweeted me.

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@grok What about any mentions or replies? Anybody famous?

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We've arrested Garnacho for being a dick.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Alejandro Garnacho, celebrating under Rashford’s post for his move to Barcelona…

…while he’s also prepared to leave Man United this summer. 🇦🇷

[Matty Holloway @Osalty22]

CCTV has captured a unknown man chasing Victor Gyökeres through South High Street.

Witnesses say the man was shouting “SIGN THE CONTRACT!” while Gyökeres reportedly screamed “I SAID I’D THINK ABOUT IT!”

If anybody has any information regardeding the suspect, please call 101.

[Matty Holloway @Osalty22]

That's what you get for being a bald fraud.

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BREAKING | Brackenford Police have arrested Pep Guardiola for being a bald fraud. More to come soon.

[Matty Holloway @Osalty22]

We received 47 noise complaints after a Brackenford resident was heard shouting “JUST LET AMORIM COOK” at full volume during the other night’s United match vs Leeds

Officers arrived to find no fire, just a crap 0-0 draw and one emotional man in a vintage Nani shirt.

[Matty Holloway @Osalty22]

We’ve arrested a 52 year old man in connection with the theft of a traffic cone that was, according to him, “just vibing on its own.”

The cone has been returned to its designated spot on the A417 bypass.
No injuries, apart from the man's dignity.