oats n bones

creator of fox facts and sandbag cigarettes

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Are you the reflexive form of jugar? Because you just played yourself

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Fuck stoicism, I’m tryna get hella vulnerable

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It’s too bad my desire to stuff a puny little freshman into a locker developed after I finished school

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My dentist is making me very anxious with all these talks of cavaties and what not. Worst of all, the big spiral lollipop I keep on my nightstand isn’t calming me down at all

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Just found out about this whole trampoline thing, I can’t stop smiling

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@EldenRingAlert

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I love to see a video of a man just released from prison hitting up the Chili’s. Welcome back sir

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I am in dire need of a fool’s errand

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I want to be minimalist but then I’d lose all the cool stuff I’ve acquired over the years

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The problem w looking for new music is you’ll never find a song better than Flim by Aphex Twin

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If you take anything away from that Kings of Leon meme, it should be the fantastic stunt work by those Nickelodeon shows

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Weezer Blue Album is equivalent to drinking the perfect amount of beers

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People will mentally create the most complex conspiracy theory about a game being rigged while creating their 9-leg parlay

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On par with Hemingway’s 6-word story

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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new

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New best way to die: I get hit in the head with a football really hard, but the ball lands on the back of my dead body and I score a touchdown.

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If Tupac was still alive today, he probably would’ve had a career transition similar to Snoop Dogg. Meaning we could’ve had a Tupac Fortnite skin. Fuck, man.

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There was a group of Covenant outside my voting location, forcing people to vote for the Arbiter. Free country my ass.

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Utilitarianism says I should continue zyning since it maximizes pleasure for both me and big tobacco

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The government is distracting me with Clairo videos, I can’t get any goddamn homework done

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Dudes will look at a volcano erupting and think ‘sick,’ but then they see twin towers exploding into ash and think ‘damn’

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Next time you’re listening to music, try this “headphones” thing out, so dope