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TECHNICALLY A BOOKSELLER AND A TOUR GUIDE

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@northern_terror @InfernoEtiamVos @TruthInStories @Sewnquiet @SedMorti @AoioftheWoods @The_Mereland (( thank you my sweet child i shall put this in my compliment jar))

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@northern_terror WE'VE GOT LIKE 3 POTS OF THESE LITTLE SHITS

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@Sewnquiet @InfernoEtiamVos @KazemikoYukari @StakerHopkins @northern_terror UNCLE ROMULUS' FUNERAL WAS A FUCKIN BANGER FIRST OFF

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MATERNAL HARRY NILSSON EPS ARE UP FOR DEBATE

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MECHANICAL ELVES ARE REAL AND THEY ARE TRYING TO FIND YOU IM JUST SAYING THAT THEY DON'T FREQUENT HARRY NILSSON EPS FROM YOUR DAD.

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THE WEED NUMBER IS ALMOST UPON US AND LET ME JUST SET UP A PHONELINE WHERE I HAVE TO ESTABLISH WHETHER OR NOT YOURE ON DMT OR JUST SAD

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@TruthInStories @Sewnquiet WAIT I FOROGT DO YOU WORK FOR MOB GIRL OR NOT

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WELCOME WELCOME EVERYONE IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN GHOUSTS AND GHOULS POP UP AND THE TAX DOG STEALS MY PHONE

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@TruthInStories WHAT'S THE SYMPTOMS I GUESS SMALL WOMAN

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@TruthInStories MA'AM WERE NOT DOLL HITMEN

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SOMEONE KEEPS LEAVING US OLD COPIES OF SPICYDE TECTIVE MAGAZINE

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DO YOUR TAX

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@Sewnquiet IS THI ONE OF THOSE NEW CLASSES DAN KEEPS PARROTING ON ABOUT

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@Sewnquiet WHAT'S THE POWER RANGERS

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@northern_terror VAL SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TRANSFER SOULS TO FRUIT ANYMORE

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APPARENTLY IT'SN OT "POSSIBLE" TO CROSSBREED WATERMELONS TO SMELL AND TASTE OF OLD SPICE

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BRRRL BRRRL BRRRRL GO THE WATER-MELONS BRRL BRRL BRRRL GO MY HEART

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@The_Mereland WILL DO MOB GIRL THANK YOU

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@The_Mereland PLASE MY MOTHER IS MA'AM YOU CAN JUST CALL ME LAUREL ANN