Obaynne Dawnstar

Raising young adventurers. chronic pain life. weeeee♿ she/her

[Norminal News @NorminalNews]

Embarrassment at Boca Chica as SpaceX find that the fully stacked Super Heavy BN1 is too tall to roll out of the high bay meaning that it is now stuck.

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

@MillerGabrielle So dangerous. She might have to talk to her children or get her own snacks.

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

@Wizard_Matt They just didn't see it obviously

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

I too pack a large roller travel bag to fly my family to Mexico while all the while intending to come right back #LyingTed #CruzToCancun
For that matter, I also blame my children for my bad decisions. Wow. Maybe I should be a senator

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

How many times a day do you think it's normal to cry in the shower? Like 3 or...?

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

We have a lockdown here. A state of emergency lockdown and I know someone who gives so little consideration to people that she's on a honeymoon to Mexico. But I have to pretend to like this person so I can only be offended on Twitter. 🙃

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

@KrendarAdventur So does my husband :)

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

For a woman, I do a lot of masculine things - like not reading the instructions for example

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

2021 Mood ✍️

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

@roguecaliber Usually an 8-10 hour dark screen thunderstorms video off YouTube

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

@mataxes Omg, my deepest condolences man. I'll be thinking about you and praying for you

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

Can you please hold your breath and remove your mask so I can verify you match the photo on this ID

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

Do you think diktok would be filled with people who are dicks or actual dicks somehow
This is like a shower thought except all my thoughts are shower thoughts lol

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

In what seems par for the course this 2020 I religiously logged into animal crossing every day and got my candy but then skipped Halloween events like a fukkin champ.

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

My 9 year old was dead set on watching this 'youth pastor Ryan' movie. I watched this head-trip last night as it happens and it's a dark one.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

@Wizard_Matt Nope. The only superheroes that exist are Ironman, Batman, Deadpool, and Harley Quinn - do you even consume media? :P

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

Business cards on hand sanitizer bottles.

[Obaynne Dawnstar @Obaynne]

I think about the kid from the Alien Ant Farm smooth criminal video a lot nowadays and just like how ahead of his time he was. Ya know?