Bryan Dulaney

Mostly harmless, definitely strange. Well-meaning troll and absurdist. Only because it's right for my idiom.

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

“You said you didn’t have any cash, now we’re going to find out if you were telling the truth...”

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

Tonight in #LNK, the moistest moist that ever moisted

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for the chance to win an NYCC 2018 exclusive Vashta Nerada Pop! #FunkoNYCC

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

The warning is that you need better taste buds

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

The FDA Has a Warning for People Who Love Black Licorice — https://t.co/n9se0aaLfT

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

Nah.

[snopes.com @snopes]

Facebook is launching the first electronic device to bear its brand, a screen and camera-equipped gadget intended to make video calls easier and more intuitive:

https://t.co/3GoJZDJuFu

[Today In History @Yesterday_Today]

October 5 - 1969: England - "Monty Python's Flying Circus" made its debut on British TV BBC1. #history

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

@SontaranPR Blink, but it’s the Face of Bo instead of the angels

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

@SontaranPR “Spaceballs the air canister!”

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

Relevant... maybe...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Tour Guide One Stop Behind Clearly Giving More Interesting Tour https://t.co/ohnvUImSGb

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

“There’s like, 9 frisbees up here. Want those too?”

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

“Ok... which story are you going to read me?”

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

“This guy has been following me for three days for an autograph. I need the number for HR.”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Did You Know?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

For more exemplary journalism, visit https://t.co/csf5QUbhed.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This. Is. Beautiful.

H/T: @MsResistFL

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

“Jim this is the fourth one in as many days! Stop giving th tauntauns booze!”

[Lincoln Police @Lincoln_Police]

PAINT-BY-NUMBER
An astute Center Team Art Critic (Ofc) spotted this forged masterpiece!
The owner purchased the car 09/2017 then decided to break out the paint and brushes for an impromptu art project.
The artist's work will be on display at the Courthouse in approx 30 days!
#LPD

[Funko @Funko]

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[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

If George Washington was here and got a 2 minute explanation of everything that’s transpired thus far in this administration he would start swinging that cavalry saber at certain people.

[ABC News @ABC]

Pres. Trump on Kavanaugh confirmation: "If we brought George Washington here…the Democrats would vote against him."

"He may have had some, I think, accusations made. Didn't he have a couple of things in his past?" https://t.co/laVrDgajDp

[Bryan Dulaney @ObiScruff]

“On mob ruled Tatooine, bacon eats you!”