Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.
Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.
😳 These stats don't even sound real...
- Liverpool have now lost 20 matches in all comps this season.
- Liverpool have now conceded 76 goals in all comps this season.
- Liverpool have now conceded 20 goals from set-pieces in the PL this season.
Arne Slot MASTERCLASS! 🐐
Genuinely don’t want to watch anymore football this season, especially Liverpool. Fucking hell this is so boring. No wonder anfield is silent as well #LFC#LivChe#SlottOut
🚨 Arne Slot is making HISTORY at Liverpool... just the wrong kind. 😳📉
❌ First time Man Utd doing the double over us in a decade
First time losing 6 of 7 games since 1902, until Arne Slot.
❌ PSV Eindhoven had never beaten Liverpool FC in 112 years, until Slot.
❌ Manchester City hadn’t done the double over Liverpool in 89 years, until Slot.
❌ Plymouth Argyle hadn’t beaten Liverpool in 68 years, until Slot.
❌ Liverpool hadn’t lost a home domestic cup game by 3+ without scoring since 1934, until Slot.
❌ Manchester United hadn’t won at Anfield since 2016, until Slot.
❌ Conceded 5 league 90th-minute winners in one Premier League season, until Slot.
❌ Nottingham Forest hadn’t won at Anfield in 55 years, until Slot.
❌ Fulham FC hadn’t won at Craven Cottage vs Liverpool since 2011, until Slot.
❌ Galatasaray SK hadn’t kept a clean sheet vs an English side since 2012, until Slot.
❌ Chelsea FC hadn’t won back-to-back vs Liverpool since 2014, until Slot.
❌ Crystal Palace FC hadn’t beaten Liverpool at Selhurst Park since 2014, until Slot.
❌ Newcastle United FC hadn’t beaten Liverpool in 9 years, hadn’t won a cup game since 1995, and had never beaten them in a final, until Slot.
❌ Liverpool hadn’t lost to a Championship side since 2017, until Slot.
❌ First home loss vs Newcastle since 2012, until Slot
Arne Slot love breaking records !!
Not like me to say something controversial😂
But....
I'm slightly worried what happened in 13/14 might be repeating itself.
Suarez had a once in a generation season, and absolutely carried the team.
We didn't properly understand it at the time and thought Rodgers was an utter genius with his possession based football.
The generational player Suarez left in Summer 14 and it all fell apart for Rodgers.
Salah is having a generational season even better than Suarez in 13/14.
At times he is carrying the side, he constantly bailing us out.
Slot is getting kudos and hailed as a genius.
So what is the reality is Slot a genius or like Rodgers in 13/14 is he living off the genius of one player.
We will find the answer to that next season as FSG tightness means another generational attacker looks like he will leaving this Summer.
So let's hope I'm worrying for nothing and 25/26 doesn't resemble 14/15 👍