Odin_Odang_Obie

6,000 years ago Christ was born, and with him came the first humans. In the following centuries civilizations were developed and eventually I was born. Sad.

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Whoever decided you HAD to do things on holidays is a real ass-hole

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I swear I'm not being lazy. I'm definitely cooking as we speak.

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Hoo-boy. The first post of the new year...
I hope I don't fuck it up.

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@britneykissxoxo If you whispered, I wouldn't be able to hear you.
Dumb-ass.

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Imagine bearing the name 'Dan' and never once having 'The Man' suffixed to the end of it. Pathetic. Actually disgusting.

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@TurnipsOddAudio So you can kiss them?

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@BenboQuest A casino where I can lose real money.

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@Hamarchy4 oh no. babe, don't do that. that can't be good for you, babe. don't disintegrate, babe.

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@KFC_ES Did they just add bread to my beloved Double Down?

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@RSTYCG Damn. It sounds like you got the hiccups, bro. I'm very sorry.

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@LocalBateman Looks like a little bitch-boy baked his cheesy dogs at too high a temperature.

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@nycguidovoice Don't know why, but, this made me think they should have gotten the guy who made Bone Tomahawk to direct a couple episodes of Star Trek.

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Watch my very silly, albeit, very important video:
https://t.co/pPOlTdcN33

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@TurnipsOddAudio @NBA_NewYork Lookin' at his face, I bet he sprays vinegar. Not the good stuff, either...

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@TurnipsOddAudio @NBA_NewYork Kind of looks like he farted hard. Maybe even sprayed a particle or two.

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@BrockBaker Oh, no! They're green! Green! No no no no no! Why are they green!? (sounds of agony) My balls are green!

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Opinions are like assholes.

You wouldn't want someone else's on your wife's lips.

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@frogs4girls My go-to is wrapping them in cling film and rolling them across the floor.