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𝑤𝑟𝑎𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑟 🥀

[ad met maggie @crash_nd_burn]

🖤

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[alexa demie archive @archivedemie]

i thought its a recent photoshoot then i found out it was from 2013 she hasnt aged a bit

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢 @ObjectivelyDant]

snuck lexi in there

[Daemon @emeyorX]

Say what you want about Rue, but her taste in women is undefeated

[JumpTrailers @JumpTrailers]

Alexa Demie by Mara Rouse

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢 @ObjectivelyDant]

Conservatism is so fascinating on a sociocultural level because these really are the only three benchmarks they judge human beings by

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

A father. A husband. A patriot.

We miss you Charlie.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢 @ObjectivelyDant]

Wow it’s almost like women can be raped by people they trust and have personal relationships with who take advantage of that power and influence through things like guilt & coercion and severing the ties after can be difficult and complicated

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[panda @kxreeda]

Still my favourite scene from Euphoria

[Aleeya @curvyyaphrodite]

Sucking dick is the most disgusting and misogynistic act that was ever invented

[brina lee @abokuakafan]

this show genuinely used to be so fucking good, seeing scenes like this makes me more angry season 3 was made

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

Damn this sorta used to be a real show #whathappened

[alexa demie archive @archivedemie]

alexa demie

[alexa demie archive @archivedemie]

this photoshoot healed me

[` @maddyperezbby]

ALEXA

[h ꕤ ˚࿔ @celestialxari]

MOTHER ISNT A STRONG ENOUGH WORD

[h ꕤ ˚࿔ @celestialxari]

rewatching this after ali found rue’s dead body im sick 💔