Earhorn to the Stars

Hey I'm an Astrologer, Kid. Kung Foo Fighter - Evesdropper to the cosmos- I eat pills I find on the subway and they're almost always Japanese aspirin, kid.

[Dr Steve @seattle_shardy]

#TheGoodNurse is a mandatory read in healthcare.

[Charles Andrew Graeber @TheGoodNurseBK]

*available as of tomorrow, wind and seas permitting. #thegoodnurse #thebreakthrough @nantucketbooks #nantucket

[Charles Andrew Graeber @TheGoodNurseBK]

And you can get signed copies of #TheGoodNurse book shipped from my favorite local bookstore, Mitchell's Book Corner on #nantucket @nantucketbooks:

https://t.co/eE6T4dnLTj

[Ann_Sloan ☕️♒️☮️🎣 @AnnSloan22]

@chipfranklin Did you see this shit?! https://t.co/k66yuVghPp

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

TRUMP: "This is a pandemic. I've felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic."

ALSO TRUMP:

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

Baa-d boys, baa-d boys! Whatcha gonna do when the cops find you in Brooklyn?

https://t.co/SC3sqHYC6L

[Earhorn to the Stars @Oblio_Sharp]

OK I loved the Love Boat. https://t.co/UyfwgHC0d7

[Louisa Clements @Living_Lou]

Make a batch of this make-ahead pasta sauce for busy weeknights!

Recipe calls for lean groung beef, carrots + wine for a delicious flavour. See all the ingredients and steps here >> https://t.co/iBJmyCGd74
#cooking #pasta

[Earhorn to the Stars @Oblio_Sharp]

Yum! ;)

[Bloomberg @business]

Popping the cork? Try these sparkling wines from Italy 🍾https://t.co/9alHAOLLG4

[Earhorn to the Stars @Oblio_Sharp]

First rate! #poetry #poems

[abel baker @abelbaker2]

Book is late
book is late!
You delivered snailrate!
#DrSeussisn'tahashtag
@FlashPoem

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Sorry Dutch Pastafarians, but you still can’t wear a colander on your government ID ... yet https://t.co/Bucrik82fJ

[Earhorn to the Stars @Oblio_Sharp]

good LORD winter came upon us! Look to the stars! #ACK horoscopes returning in 2017! #nantucket @MahonAboutTown @NantucketTips

[Earhorn to the Stars @Oblio_Sharp]

#ACK tourists- that #Nantucket fog is really just grease grill smog from the #Brotherhood of Thieves smoking out downtown. Healthy? Legal?

[Emmitt Smith @EmmittSmith22]

That was the worst play call I've seen in the history of football.😞

[1010 WINS on 92.3 FM @1010WINS]

What do you think of #Snowden speaking at #SXSW? http://t.co/kYH9FL3fvp

[Earhorn to the Stars @Oblio_Sharp]

Genius!Oblio Sharp, Eartrumpet to the Stars: Your Horoscopes for December 2013, Kid
#horoscope #december2013
http://t.co/yT3hYeq6TT

[Earhorn to the Stars @Oblio_Sharp]

Pretending to use my iphone while listening in on the private conversation of the universe since 2013! Welcome, Kid!