Steve Wilson

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@iowahawkblog @3YearLetterman Cattutd has been in 40 bar fights. He could take on the Venezuelan army all by himself. He’s all the protection the president needs!

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@EmilyCWaldon 1-0. They beat the Chicago Cubs 4-0.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@RepJackKimble Peace in our time!

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@DanChern @3YearLetterman @SUBWAY @ElizBerkley He stopped taking “sensible injections.”

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@nymetfan62 @3YearLetterman @Pontifex Wow! Yore not very good at sports.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@AfterDinnerCo @3YearLetterman @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump The funniest thing is actually how long you wait in line for a table at Beef O’Brady’s.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@RepJackKimble You’ve definitely earned that “me time.” You are without a doubt the hardest worker politician in Washington.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@3YearLetterman @Sec_Noem @MillDogRescue I love when he walked into the bar and everyone shouted, “NED!!!!”

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@RepJackKimble It will truly be peace in our time!

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@dboyz1954 @3YearLetterman @TigerWoods Tom Tom, you can’t own a person because slavery is outlawed in this country. If you slept on Declaration of Independence bedsheets, you would know that.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@princessnancy_5 @3YearLetterman @mike9_26 @WhiteHouse We’re talking about real money, not those fake crypto Chuck e Cheese tokens. Take a lap, Nina.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

Humbling yourself to admit that you know nothing about being an athlete, especially compared to a football coaching legend, is the first step toward true wisdom.

[Bethany Peabody @bethanypeabody]

@DixieCaverns @3YearLetterman @elonmusk I've been a competitive tennis player for decades and have gone to nationals multiple times. Currently 33 weeks pregnant and still able to play tennis. But yeah, I know nothing about being an athlete and training in a way that protects your body rather than hurts it.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@andystaples I only use the “Following” tab. If it switches to “For You” only, like Facebook, I will stop using Twitter.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@jefftimmer Her boss needed a distraction from President Biden’s visit to Ukraine, so he told her to turn up the crazy to an 11 today.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@3YearLetterman I heard that it’s now Charles in charge. I don’t know why anyone would elect Scott Baio king, but what do you expect from a country that worships glorified jogging instead of real football. At least Chachi can finally pay off the high interest rate on his waterbed.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@johnnyj94027092 @3YearLetterman Everyone who doesn’t finance their waterbed at a high interest rate like you, Joey.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

Hey @TheChicagoDogs We’ve got our rally caps on! Epic comeback starts now! #NoKetchup

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@JPosnanski I would prefer limiting the number of pitchers on the roster so managers can't bring in 5 relievers in one game. Make starting pitchers learn how to pace themselves and get through the batting order a third time.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

.@hulu Any updates on when @WatchMarquee, @MLBNetwork, and @NHLNetwork are coming to Hulu? Last season I switched to @fuboTV and am wondering if I need to do so again.

[Steve Wilson @ObscureSportFan]

@Cubs Hey, great, the lockout is over! I didn't realize you guys finally made a deal on a new CBA. I mean, you wouldn't be trying to sell tickets to games you have no intention of playing, would you?