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The day will happen whether or not you get up. - John Ciardi Just a twenty something year old whose trying to find a reason to get up.

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@Roar_E54 are you picking up Ramona? The school just called the home phone and said that you were supposed to pick her up from school a half hour ago...?

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Im at work right now and at this very moment there is a couple IN THEIR 20s giving each other piggyback rides around the entirety of this establishment inside. they keep switching every few steps to kiss. im tweeting from the bathroom. Physically ill. filing workers comp for this

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@BringsAttention Weird... I didn’t do that 😕

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Celebrating the last Monday of this school year by going for a swim. 🏊‍♂️

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@Roar_E54 Why don’t you care that you’re not my dad anymore?

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@Roar_E54 thought you should know that you are now unofficially not my father, and that Nikita is unofficially my new dad and we’re going camping. Thanks for understanding.

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Spent twenty minutes hiding in the bushes trying to scare @BringsAttention when Nikita came and ruined it then left then I got up and ruined it myself 🤨

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@Roar_E54 @BringsAttention Mostly kidding 🙃

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Will I tell them I can see through their window? This and more to be determined 😈👻👀 @BringsAttention stay tuned

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@Roar_E54 @BringsAttention Just kidding

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“Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Completely absurd to see those people again so soon.... absolutely mental.” My dad

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I love when ur at the grocery store and the veggies r havin a shower

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#NewProfilePic

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@PoorAndObscure @ImChandlerBong That’s adorable

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@ImChandlerBong Even if you weren’t, you’ll be soon enough living with him

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The only problem I have is it's not realistic. She'd be hungry by then. And if her stomach ache lasted longer she should probs tell an adult

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Then they spent a half hour playing videos with people with similar problems and ultimately decided not to eat the popcorn...

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“I really want popcorn… but my tummy hurts.”
"This sounds like a super big problem!"
Never related to a kid show this much before.

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Hanging out with @TotalObscurity . Doesn't he just look ecstatic?