ObviouslyShondy 🇦🇬

[ēdē @theidi_]

I wanna bring back photo albums. I loved goin to someones house and lookin at them on the coffee table.

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Currently on FaceTime with old friends reliving our trip to Paris.
Her: “Shondy remember when you photobombed me??”

my my my

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A gay man just hit on me…I definitely have it.

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There’s nothing like trying to eat something quick, over the trash and it just falling into the trash🥹

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Had a dream that I forgot to add my TSA PreCheck to my ticket and the line was out the door🥹

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This man made me an offer to be his sugar baby, so I immediately texted my dad to see what I should do. This man said, “Lol, that’s so funny.” Okay, but yes or no?

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Y’all have no excuse.

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Not a lot of things piss me off, but seeing a grown ass man’s butt crack…that’ll do it.

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I feel like once you get past a certain age, there is no reason for your booty crack to be showing. Like, grown ass man and your booty crack is showing? Be for real.

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Don’t know whether to delete the app or keep scrolling

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Love that I go to socials for comedic relief, but hate that there’s so much garbage.

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For the love of God, change the subject

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The fit-fluencers have taken a turn for the worse. I just watched a man’s before and after video that said, “the flatter the stomach, the deeper the stroke.”

🗣️BRING JESUS BACK NEOW!!

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@ciavonnn Waitttttttt😭

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Too FQN much

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Nobody:

Me and my friends telling jokes:

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🥷s from Atlanta scare me

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Tweet your Christmas gift into existence 👏

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@iHad2GoGetit Need this salad today

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Don’t ask me if I want wine and then poor me a glass of moscato bc imma cuss

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Ppl definitely should take their health and fitness more seriously, we’re getting older and it’s gonna get tougher for you if you haven’t instilled any healthy habits way before then