Bpur.

I refuse to elaborate

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

Fintech ya werey gon

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I always thought kpansh, pipe and wipe would be the crudest euphemism for sex.

WTF is crack? Talmbout “I go crack you” 😭

[Aspiring Billionaire SAN⚖️ @UsmanAbidemiEsq]

If you’re not job hunting in Nigeria, you don’t know what God has done for you.

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

https://t.co/9pd9RT5AqO

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

Day 1 of begging you to do a native rpm and Debian app for Linux users

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

your phone number is personal and sometimes you want to connect without handing it over. that's why we're introducing usernames for WhatsApp.

starting this week, you can reserve a username to use later this year when we launch the feature. It takes just a few seconds, make sure you have the latest version of WhatsApp and then go to Settings > Account > Username.

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

https://t.co/9pd9RT5AqO

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

People romanticise this so much hehe.

Okay for movies, I’m onboard. But for music, cloud storage etc. It’s gonna cost you more monthly with a shittier experience to self host those.

You can put your photos on a NAS, maybe access it remotely via a VPN but it’ll need to always be online. HDDs always spinning, disks wearing out etc. You’ll also need backups and an extra backup of the backup.

You do the math and just pay for Google One happily.

Don’t get me wrong I like tinkering and this would be fun but it’s wrong to lie to yourself that you’re doing this to save money. Privacy would better argument.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We dont know how to drive in this country. You would leave a reasonable gap between you and the and the next person, someone would come from nowhere and "chook head."

"Chooking head" is not driving.

This bad habit reflects in our everyday life. That is why we dont know how to queue. You queue behind somebody giving reasonable gap between you and the next person so the person in front can have some personal space, someone would still want to fill in the gap or use their frontal to gum your bumbum. Absolute madness!

[Sahil Kharb @bit_fury]

InfoSec: Your API payloads are in clear text 😱
Me: They're over TLS 1.3.
InfoSec: Yes but I can read the JSON.
Me: Because your browser decrypted it. For you. On purpose.
InfoSec: Please encrypt the payload before sending over HTTPS.

Encrypt the encryption. #rant

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

Are you building something and need to map out your infrastructure or you have existing infrastructure or you have network or enterprise to design fear not clyra is here

https://t.co/9pd9RT5AqO

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

There’s No Talent Shortage. There’s a Trust Shortage. https://t.co/Ujmd9lwgWd

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

If you are a solutions architect, enterprise architect or network architect or even DevOps engineer or you just like designing technical systems

You should check out https://t.co/pvyUp60jXd apply for the beta testing before it goes live

https://t.co/eRQqM3Z29u

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

If you are a solutions architect, enterprise architect or network architect or even DevOps engineer or you just like designing technical systems

You should check out https://t.co/pvyUp60jXd apply for the beta testing before it goes live

https://t.co/eRQqM3Z29u

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

Do you think it's a good thing to flex? Hope you know HR or talent acquisition is not a forever position

[🅔̣̣̣ 🅛̣̣̣ 🅘̣̣̣ 🅢̣̣̣ 🅒̣̣̣ 🅞̣̣̣👑 @mister_elisco]

Last year I posted 500 open positions for my company.

We hired 34 people.

The other 466 jobs were never real.

160,000 applicants gave us their career history for free.

We used it to benchmark compensation.

Not to raise salaries.

[bushra☆ @bushrants]

"Your API responds in 90 ms in Australia but 600 ms in India. Same backend -"

Shut up please i don't want to see the same post again and again

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

Once I see you are "absolutely right I was wrong"
I know I'm cooked and I have to nuke the chat

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

@sin4ch Congratulations my oga

[Ryan McEntush @rmcentush]

ASML, Bosch, Siemens, ABB, Kuka, Trumpf, BASF, Linde, Zeiss, Schneider Electric, Alstom/GE Vernova, Roche, Novo Nordisk, AB-InBev, Diageo, Airbus, Rolls-Royce, Etel, ZF, Air Liquide, Safran, Warstila, Lloyds, Maersk, Umicore, Philips, TetraPak, ThyssenKrupp, Framatome, Orano, Technip FMC, Formula 1, Veolia, Bayer, STMicro, Hermle, Unilever, Novartis, Sandvik, Infineon, Solvay, Ericsson, LVMH, Hermes, Rolex, and really any luxury goods.

europe is still quite good at many things!

[Bpur. @Ochecodes]

Setting us back by 200 years

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Here is a statistic that breaks my heart: Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

​We expect men to romance us, buy us gifts, and celebrate our existence, but we rarely reciprocate. Men go their entire lives without ever being celebrated just for existing. They are starved of beauty and gentleness until they are in a casket. It’s a cold life.

We need to do better