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[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Had a conversation with friends a while ago about who is the “greatest living American” and it is truly Johnny Knoxville

He completely encapsulates the spirit of what people like about America while simultaneously sidestepping all of the evil

[DON @iDonf9z]

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[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

having a cat is great. every day i'm like
'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Kyle Kulinski: “Tax every penny in net worth somebody has over $999M at 100%. It’s a no billionaires tax, no trillionaires tax. We’ll send you a fucking plaque in the mail that says I won at capitalism. We already have Gilded Age level income and wealth inequality. I’m surprised people aren’t breaking out the motherfucking guillotines already”

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I'm addicted to Microsoft Authenticator app

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

You should get one day off every year to just explore your sexuality

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Guess they know we not playing fair this summer? Lol @Drake

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

cats at 3am:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[iris🏳️‍⚧️ @chachamyeon]

This is the only way I’m dancing at the club from now on

[MineField @WaterMelcnIcE]

What is YouTube auto translate doing

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

you must be dazed & confused if you think we linkin later

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I need her exact prescription regime right now. I’ll take every pill.