Coco Jack Moonscar 🌙

Graphic designer. Illustrator. Skateboard designer. Merch designer. Swimmer. Shark enthusiast. Dog collector. T-Shirt Printer. Club bangers.

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ 👁️‍🗨️ @Vox_Oculi]

My friend just sent me this and I almost screamed

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

reading this then looking down at my dinner plate of chocolate eyeballs and throwing it at a wall

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

They never let Mary Jane Watson randomly dress Chinese anymore

[jAAAck @studio__aaa]

i love buying fonts and never using them. i love buying books and never reading them. i am a graphic designer

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

Cyberpunk 2077 but it’s called Punk 2077 and you have to beat the game with no cyber enhancement whatsoever

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

McKees Rocks man wins Pittsburgh Marathon for second time. More at 11.

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

Imagining a cargo ship carrying ass pillows held up in a geopolitical choke point.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

At what point did we collectively decide to stop calling them “PowerPoint presentations” and start calling them “decks”?

[Team:mu_K▪️▫️ @Teamel_n27]

fixers: pls do this gig quietly and stealthily
my corpo v:

[bre @aantlerqueen]

when you’re The Movie Friend and you don’t know one (1) answer at trivia night they take you out behind the bar and empty a clip in you

[aba @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Waiting for a scheduled phone call

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

[having a panic attack] wow...... just like tony soprano ....

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

how you'd find me in the criterion closet

[emma ansley @emmansleys]

idk who needs to hear this but walmart sells snoopy cakes

[Coco Jack Moonscar 🌙 @Octo_Picasso]

@inxiision Just play “around the world” on loop the whole time.

[Alexander Newman @AlexNewman55]

Asked the homie why him and his girl broke up