Shane ☠️

He/Him. UOTM. Quite the failure but at least I’m funny. | ♏️

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

Use my code BOUNCYFLIPFLOP2216 to sign up. Once you make a purchase, you and I will both get 10 Coverd Cash. https://t.co/2GF4u8UhsO

[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

The Horseman Gambit is back and Holy damn that revival was cold af

#XMen97

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

Bruh the narrator on @loveislandusa is so frickin annoying. 😩

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

Someone on my @FlyFrontier flight just said he’s not getting paid to assist with an exit if there needs to be one.
My dude why are you in an exit row????

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

Y’all ever sit and watch Lethal Weapon 2 with subtitles on @VuduFans? Lord have mercy the censoring is absurd.

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

@DukeEnergy how can y’all have a whole crew of people working and not one of them speaks English?

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

I would love to know why I just had a representative from @UniteHere737 ringing my doorbell.

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

I feel bad for whoever has to deal with the group of teenage boys I just saw running through Universal Orlando CityWalk.

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

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[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

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[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

Very recently discovered @TheRokuChannel for In the Heat of the Night and I’m so happy 🥹

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

@SeaWorld Orlando really out here letting their attendants be rude as hell 😂

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

Hey @Instacart…. What’s the point of saying ‘no replacements’ in the shopper instructions if they still decide they’re going to send a replacement?

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

I guess passenger safety for takeoff and landing isn’t the same with @AmericanAir as it is for every other airline I’ve flown. 😅

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Montana bill sponsor: I prefer my transgender daughter commit suicide rather than allow her to transition.

- Rep. Kerri Seekins-Crowe (R)

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

Seeing all the LGBT people in Florida talking about worrying about fleeing their homes due to the legislation there breaks my heart. No one should ever have to flee their homes because a fascist wants them dead. DeSantis is cruel and evil

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BRENDAN FRASER #Oscars

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER KE HUY QUAN

[Shane ☠️ @OctoberAshes]

#UOFistBump to our server James and Max the manager at NBC Sports Grill & Brew. They went above and beyond today and even put together a peanut free dessert for me after finding out about my allergy and talking with the chef.