Harry walks into a job interview and sits across from someone he’s never met before.
Mr Smith: So, Mr Potter, tell me why you think you’re suitable for this job.
Harry: Fought Voldemort five times and won every time. Saved magical Britain from falling into chaos, survived the Killing Curse as a baby, destroyed six Horcruxes, and I’m a personal friend of Minister Shacklebolt and Headmistress McGonagall. Oh, and I won Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile nine years in a row.
Mr Smith: You’re hired.
Pauses.
Mr Smith: Wait. You’re joking about the Most Charming Smile thing, right?
Harry: Of course. It was only twice.
Mr Smith: Welcome aboard.
Honestly, who’s going to say no to Harry Potter? The man could walk into an interview with no N.E.W.T.s, no references, and half a résumé, and still leave with the job.
Except Umbridge, obviously. She’d rather hire a Blast-Ended Skrewt as Head of the Auror Office than give Harry a chance.
@esadoh Here we go again lol. How do you have so much hate in your heart.. with that said.. the incredibles, Moana, lion king or one of spider verse movies
🚨 HOT 97 New York radio drama continues, the new hosts Mero & Kazeem go off live on air about their bosses this week for 15 minutes straight unfiltered, while adding that their ratings are better than The Breakfast Club
- "the worst place I've ever worked at"
- "weekly meetings and there's the guy who makes 2 more 0s than you and youre like what does this guy even do... do not be discouraged we are in the era of independent media..."
- "this is the worst place I've ever worked at in my life... this board that's like 95 years old... I understand where Ebro Laura and Rosenberg are coming from..."
(via Hot 97 Youtube stream)
Marc Spears calls out the Knicks
“I know the championship kinda cleans a lot of stuff, [but] they’re still the Knicks. Let’s not forget the past.” 😬
(Via @ESPNNBA )