Odd Mom Out

A girly girl raising two spirited boys with less than Pinterest perfect parenting.

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@ErinPrisciak @Rogers @RogersHelps In Cabbagetown too and ours is out

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You've got us jumping here this morning! @KiSS925 @DJclymaxxx @mochafrap @rozweston

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@GE_Appliances @TweetRich @GEappliancesCA service reference #9405807177 or customer relations file # 40062178

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@GE_Appliances same number, same division we've been dealing with for 3 weeks

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@GEappliancesCA We did. Dec 16th. 3 weeks later we are finally told the part is back ordered until end of Feb. #unacceptable

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@GEappliancesCA looks like your logo to me and the warranty card says you're responsible too

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@GEappliancesCA interesting because my range says GE Monogram on the front and the warranty card directs me to call you

[Richard Mcinnis @TweetRich]

GE known for service and reliability are having an epic fail. 30days with no oven on Monogram the supposed high end @GEappliancesCA #help

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@GEappliancesCA Our monogram range has been broken all through Christmas #nocookiesforsanta and now told it will be end of Feb?!

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In the ER with your sick child only to find out that date night tonight was actually surprise tickets to Adele. 😢#adeletoronto #momlife

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Day is almost over and I just realized I've been wearing my pants inside out. They're yoga pants but still, I have my standards. #momlife

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For #InternationalWomensDay, we’re donating $2 per RT to Emma & @uprootedmarket! Learn more: https://t.co/QnP0IgCqTE

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5 toddlers in a bounce house make the UFC look tame

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

The loudest sounds in the world:

3) jet engine

2) nuclear explosion

1) toddler throwing a temper tantrum in public

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5-year-old: Where do babies come from?

Me: When two people love each other very much, they make a mutual decision to ruin their lives.

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That moment you notice a guy is checking out your ass and you think "Yeah! I still got it!" Nope, your 2yo decorated it with Elmo stickers.

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Truth. #Motherhood

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

If you're wondering, yes we do know just when to wake up. It's called sibling prevention. https://t.co/cjOVmpMV4A

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Finally a meal the toddler can get behind