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He/Him. Tapehead. Amidointhisrite.jpeg

[J @Odd_Crayons]

@DaleTheSnail @dawrestlingtalk @VideosAICant Bro really dropped the “preferred adult proclivities” and thought he was doing something.
A crass, arrogant, and grotesque individual; you remain.

Inshallah you shall be humbled.
Schweinehund.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

pops loves to party 😭

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Happy Father’s Day

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

The only correct answer is the parallel life lamp post!!!!! Ever since I first read it, I wished it was turned into a book or movie lmao

[Big Nasty @TheBigNasty_]

how about 5 inches and normal. how about employed with an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a distant relationship with family.

[habibi @takeiteqsy]

@GRUGCEL Looks like the secret love child of Charlie Kirk and Vladimir Putin

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

online shooters like Battlefield and Halo provided a certain unique experience where you can get into a vehicle with someone and it turns out they're the most psychotic person alive

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Girlfriends don’t get that shqdowboxing them is an extreme sign of respect in boyfriend society

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

thinking about that Portlandia sketch where one of Fred Armesin's characters gets hit with a C&D from Matt Groening for bootlegging and Fred is like Whose law says I can't do this? That's not my law. My law is this. And points and and it's just a sign he made that says "BE TRUE"

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

average halo 1 level: god damn it chief. All the soldiers are dead. Take this car made of styrofoam and fly it into the forerunner playtime palace playset and kill all the tiny creatures

average halo 2 level: (cocks gun) those alien bastard's are gonna pay for 9/11

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

Large group travel: IF WE DONT LEAVE THE HOSTEL BY 10:00 IM LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AHHHHH

Small group travel: guys check out my beer mustache aha :)

Solo travel: I am the wretched refuse of the earth, cursed forever to wander with the mark of Cain blazing on my forehead

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The American social contract: you live in fear and danger constantly, but you get to have as much soda as you want.

[galletitas caseras @JokeAboutDrawin]

#athf

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money