Dt the E.T👽🚀

i consider myself a humanist || join my discord if you into nerd shit or sports

[YøungDivineKing @18prayers]

Just dropped off my weakest dick yet and she still made my plate

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

@Tyre_94 All of them stale and dry shits annoying

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

@cordae @XXL Nigga look like a lesbian librarian

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ordering DoorDash even though I got a car

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

when the topic of the staff meeting sounds a lot like the mistake you made last week at work

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

As a nigga named Dt i felt this

[nicholas flamel @toky0_martian]

“I TOLD YOU THE INITIALS WERE D.T. NOT D.P. IDIOT”

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

@InBijanWeTrust @Tua Tua asking coach what his role is in the offense

[Brenden Clinton @MrGo30]

I haven’t seen a positive Falcon’s camp clip yet.

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

That first throw is so ridiculous the ball literally teleported into his hands

[PREDYX @predyx_markets]

Playing QB in the NFL is not as easy as you think!

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

@berserkkumaa

[lu 🪩 @wolfstarsgirl]

eu quando me atrasei pela primeira vez e vi que nada deu errado e comecei a fazer isso sempre

[𝕋𝕆𝕄 @Ironmute]

“Are you bulking or cutting?”
Brother, I’m eating when I’m hungry and training when I can.

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

@twinnythree

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

@Tyre_94 Its gotta be satire aint no way thats real

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

@aaronconlecheee @IfreakazoidBait Nigga kid krillin is crushing spider man not holding back what are we talking about???

[momoneymonke @Themonkequant]

WHEN I BEAT ON MY CHEST

I BET THE OFFICE GON FEEL IT

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

No darling, I don't have dick "game". Women's pleasure isn't a fucking joke to me. I have dick strategic initiatives. I have dick KPIs.

[Dt the E.T👽🚀 @Odd_Dt]

Dawg if this was qb room i would be inconsolable rn

[NFL @NFL]

Beanie Bishop Jr. gets his second INT of the second half!

CLEvsCHI on @nflnetwork
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Oscar Black @TheBlack5__]

Applying to other jobs on company time, on company laptop, at a full office…