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[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

Wrote about The Traitors, rage bait, social media & everyone treating James Acaster like a traitor for daring to be autistic and on telly x

[vice president selina meyer @pattiecain]

just to clear things up: yes, I was invited to last night’s Airbnb gala, but due to a previous engagement (the UberEats Fall Feast) I could not attend. looking forward to seeing @charli_xcx at next month’s Microsoft Authenticator Ball!

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

I wrote a novel series specifically for your kids and you should pre-order it for them! It’s funny! It already has a 2 star rating on Goodreads even though I’m the only person that has read it & it’s not out until March. The buzz is undeniable guys

[rachel @CubRachel]

controversial maybe but I hateeee that planes are all getting WiFi and are becoming somewhere else you can’t escape phones

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

CYNTHIA ERIVO?! 😭

[Oenone @oenoneforbat]

@imbethmccoll 🫪

[sammy @JADEDM1X]

Feels like a good time to bring back JADE’s tiny desk performance for ‘angel of my dreams’ since it’s having a resurgence due to the Victoria secret fashion show

[☆ nic ☆ @nicluvsrootbeer]

adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need

[Chazza @chazzanews]

Overcompensating was cute, I love LA was fun, Adults was good. But now it’s time for the top dog. Lenaquake incoming

[kat 🤸🏼‍♀️ @katszeluga]

hannah horvath in mamdani’s new york..

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Kelly Clarkson dominating entertainment news??? Girls is back??? Incredible time to be a millennial

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

if bowen yang were still on snl he would be getting fitted by the costume department for a mechanical bird costume right now

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

Sara Ramirez is joining the cast of the ‘GIRLS’ revival as non-binary podcast host Che Diaz.

(Source: @DEADLINE)

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

Not too much on those two gasping Swifties please!

[Plazzy Wazzy @Plasma_NYC]

“i never could have done this without ai !!” that means u still haven’t done it my love

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

not now jigsaw

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[100 @yh_me2]

come over. I promise my philosophy makes more sense in person