Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦

Atheist, armchair biologist, creationist nemesis; lapsed Classicist. Leftish.
Wodehouse, Pratchett, M R James.
Born at 318 ppm CO₂.
Nigel Farage is a cunt.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

14 years here (9 as @Darwinsterrier, 5 as the supposedly calmer, less political Lord Emsworth).

Hey ho. I'm done.

If you remember what Twitter used to be like:
After much dithering, I'm at the Azure place (at-lordemsworth).

Everyone else:
Enjoy stewing in these foetid juices.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Cunt.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

Just FYI, chaps.
@missus_gumby
@i_iratus
@PerAhlberg1 (if you (a) hadn't realised and (b) happen to care, Per, I used to be Oolon Colluphid in a previous life 😁)

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

14 years here (9 as @Darwinsterrier, 5 as the supposedly calmer, less political Lord Emsworth).

Hey ho. I'm done.

If you remember what Twitter used to be like:
After much dithering, I'm at the Azure place (at-lordemsworth).

Everyone else:
Enjoy stewing in these foetid juices.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@prayingneyzen @roberto_mst @gmiller @RichardDawkins 2021 UK census

Asian: 9.3%
Black: 2.5%

White: 81.7%.

Now, fuck off.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@prayingneyzen @roberto_mst @gmiller @RichardDawkins I've no idea what you're on about, but fuck off anyway.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@i_iratus Have a good hibernation!

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@prayingneyzen @roberto_mst @gmiller @RichardDawkins Fuck off.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@McMarsmcclure @gmiller @RichardDawkins You're the first uni prof I've ever seen whose writing is a bit, well, shite.
Maybe it's acceptable in California.

And, 40 years and not one creationist, even in California? I'm calling bullshit.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@BlokeOnWheels Ah, but he didn't say 𝗮 fish, he just said fish.

I doubt he's up for it, tbh.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@TalkScaredPod "Wanna read a ghost story about a messed up father-and-daughter in a weird-ass building, written by one of the best in the game?"

Why yes, yes I very much do Neil!

I had been waiting for the UK release, then forgot about it in the meantime. Thanks for the reminder!

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@FrannyLockNat @i_iratus Given that misinformation and lousy opinions are such a problem, I think an age limitation might work. Say, no over-75s?

😉🤣

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.”

Mosh pits.

“And express their emotions in a healthy way.”

Mosh pits.

“Where they can find community.”

Mosh pits.

“Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.”

*STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@Socket1Sophie @RbinmanRichard I'm pretty sure they're what you get when you ask ChatGPT to knock up a picture for you and aren't really, really specific.
See also: Ket Starmer.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@docrussjackson @BBC Just FYI, she's an Oxbridge alumn𝗮 (being female, and only one of her).
Alumni is the generally accepted* plural form - if it were a fully Anglicised word, we'd use 'alumnuses'.

* cos technically it's the plural of the masc. alumnus - the fem. plural is alumnae. C'est la vie.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@i_iratus Yes, they were among the first to get their call-up papers, because they were several steps of basic training ahead of those with merely the right to bear arms.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@i_iratus Given their proportion among NHS staff, I'd suggest the reason for queues is insufficient forriners.

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@garygilligan Pudsey, surely?

[Lord Emsworth 〓〓 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @OfEmsworth]

@mudjokivis Not least, given the compromat Putin has on Trump. Shouldn't Trump be rather enjoying himself in the pic?