Ivy.

Uninterested in a bio, uninterested in you. |Role-play/PARODY Account|AU|MC|NL| #Naughty |Immortal witch| OC|

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

wake in the night, I pace like a ghost.
The room is on fire, invisible smoke.
And all of my heroes die all alone,
Help me hold onto you.
I've been the archer,
I've been the prey,
Screaming, who could ever leave me, darling?
But who could stay?

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

it amazes me that I finally remembered this account.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Decided to do something different with this account.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

@HotterSalvatore [Arms folded over my chest as I watched for a moment.] You know.. I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy to see someone leave.

Just wish he had a better view to watch as he went.

Enjoy, your child groom, Damon.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

@HotterSalvatore — moving to trace perfectly manicured nails across your chest.]

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

@HotterSalvatore [Now stepping a bit closer to you, my expression remains playful but there’s something that lucks there.] Come on, Damon.. you act as though you don’t need my opinion anymore, we both know that’s not true. Or.. you would’ve simply walked away. [Lifting a hand —

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

@Derpentiine [Offering my hand by placing it in the newly acquainted stranger, giving a wide grin.] Katherine. Just Katherine.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Apparently, they’re practicing for when they die.

[ᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ ʜᴜ @Derpentiine]

<Crunches Cheeto between teeth.> "Where is everyone?"

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

@Derpentiine Oh, sweetheart. I think so you don’t have to. [Flashing a grin.] What’s your name, sailor?

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

@Derpentiine I mean, if they’re not here. They’re probably sleeping which means.. they’re practicing for when they die. Get it?

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Sinfully stunning.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

It better be!

[🌈Pᴀɴᴅᴀᴘᴏᴏʟ. @XplodingCanary]

Dummy, I’m fabulous. I was saying I would so say this to someone else.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Ahhhh. Remember when you were Emma and I was Caroline/Ruby? 😭

[Emma Swan @emmaswan79]

Take me back to the good old days of Twitter 💜

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

This TL is so dead..

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Stop insulting yourself, you beautiful bitch ❤️

[🌈Pᴀɴᴅᴀᴘᴏᴏʟ. @XplodingCanary]

Y’all I can’t. Why is this me tho?

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Ayyyyy. I’m the bomb dot com.

[🌈Pᴀɴᴅᴀᴘᴏᴏʟ. @XplodingCanary]

I love that Parabaetai loves all the same people I do.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Yes, hello. I’m alive.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

New character.

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

Isn’t that how you’re supposed to eat noodles?

[Ivy. @OfLushDivinity]

And eat noodles.