𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞)

❝I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜᴀʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs ɪɴ ᴛᴇɴsᴇ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴs.❞

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@FeliciaBlackCat “What do I win for getting it right?”

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

♥️ Wanda Maximoff ♥️

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

Let’s do it!

[❁ ⋆𝄢 𝐺𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑦𝑛 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑐𝑦 @felltoohardforP]

Upside down kiss!

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

Upside down kiss?
Upside down kiss!

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@felltoohardforP "I'm okay, I promise."

He whispered, giving her a weak smile as he stroked her cheeks.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@fortunamercator He’s a photographer for the Daily Bugle and honestly, he’s quite tempted but he just can’t work nights. . . or evenings. . . and sometimes during the day.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@felltoohardforP He hopped down from her back, moving towards a table to get ready for the arm wrestle.

"Ready when you are."

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@felltoohardforP "How about the loser has to buy the other one dinner?"

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@felltoohardforP "Do you want to put a bet on it?"

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

He smirked a little, holding her waist and keeping his face still as she attacked him with kisses.

"That's much better, thank you."

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

Felicia knew he was just being dramatic, but she played along.

“Aww, my poor baby…” she cooed.

Then she proceeded to kiss him all over his face.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@felltoohardforP "You never know, you might get lucky with those big muscles of yours."

He chuckled.

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

He just looks at her with a raised eyebrow, playfully sniffling like he was crying.

"Wow, I thought I could be honest and vulnerable with you without being mocked."

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

Felicia snorts.

“Oh Peter, you embarrass yourself…”

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

"Why I'm so flustered. . . and slightly turned on."

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

“Oh really? What else does it explain?”

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

"That actually explains a lot."

[𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ @FeliciaBlackCat]

Because I’m here 😏

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

"Maybe I need to get myself a billionaire surrogate uncle to make me a new suit with some air con in it."

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

"Why is it so hot?"

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@felltoohardforP "We can have an arm wrestle after if you want?"

[𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞) @OfWallCrawIing]

@felltoohardforP "If you say so, I didn't realise you were so strong."
He playfully teased.