Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞

Worst thing one can do is to do nothing. Dreaming that the situation will resolve itself. While you sit around, twiddling your thumbs, everything goes to hell.

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

Nicholas Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishiteshizumetarokakora Wolfwood

Translation:

Nicholas "What the hell family do you think you're from!? I'm gonna tie you up in a reed mat and dunk ya!" Wolfwood

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"Well I'd let ya have a trial run of it, but I'm scared you'll be bawling your eyes out and damage the thing."

Truthfully Wolfwood was less worried about the damages and moreso how he'll even go about consoling the guy after.

[Vash the Stampede 🍩 @MercifulOutlaw]

"If it didn't cost a pretty penny, maybe I would..."

Just to see if it had any real merit. Sure he was completely ignorant on the matter, but how could he not be?

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"Don't knock it till you try it."

The weight on Vash's consciousness alone, he could only imagine.

[Vash the Stampede 🍩 @MercifulOutlaw]

"Gh— No I mean!"

Okay, he had that one coming. Too curious for his own good. Dammit.

"Just the fact it even works is the most mind boggling part about it!"

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"And here I thought I was a dick head."

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"Enough to get me by and account for you shortchanging my ass every chance you get. Why? Looking to pay me back finally?"

[Vash the Stampede 🍩 @MercifulOutlaw]

"Serious question, @OffbeatPriest. How much does that portable confessional of yours actually get you?"

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"Jesus CHRIST."

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"WAIT NO-!"

Shit uhhhh, sorry Meryl. Come back next week?

[Vash the Stampede 🍩 @MercifulOutlaw]

"Oh... guess I'll die."

Merges with Nai.

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

That's not the win he thinks it is...

[Vash the Stampede 🍩 @MercifulOutlaw]

Well at least this week he's too busy having one emotional breakdown after another, so there's that?

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

Is every Saturday gonna be "Fuck Up Wolfwood's Bike" day? Y'ALL NEED TO STOP TAKING TURNS WITH THIS SHIT!

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent "So I've been told..."

He quirked a brow as she avoided including herself amongst said lot. Ah well, not like he can talk better to let her have that than shame her for calling her out, he figured.

"Alright, I'll try to lighten up on the self deprecating jokes, I guess."

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

Let's test that.

[Meryl Stryfe 🖋️ @StrictestAgent]

Priest so tired of everyone’s crap he had to clock out.

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent "Uhn– Would it actually?"

He didn't strike her as the type to take him saying things like that so seriously.

"I mean... I haven't heard her say anything yet."

Curious as to who the other person she was thinking of was though...

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent "You? I'm always showing you mercy, what do you mean?"

He kept holding the cross away from her before he went and twirled her around into his arm. Dipping her back.

"Except for now maybe."

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent "Whoa-hO there, missy!"

It didn't help he went and ripped the giant cross away from her too.

"We've been through this. It's because it's full of mercy, duh!"

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent "Sorry, no act of mercy here! I'm sure your first time with Big Bird over there will save me the trouble of having to."

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent "I know, I kill myself sometimes!" HURR HURR, SLAPS HIS KNEE!

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

Don't say it. Don't even THINK it, Wolf– Too late.

[Milly Thompson 🍮 @PerkiestAgent]

Got Milk?

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"I'm gonna play ring toss with your donuts into a wam's mouth just for that."

[Vash the Stampede 🍩 @MercifulOutlaw]

"You need my canteen, man? You lookin' kinda parched over there–"

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent "I dunno, probably the same place my will to live is at. Why?"

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

"I gotta stop. I'm starting to sound like him now."

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

Why Milly look kinda— In that last rt tho

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood ✞ @OffbeatPriest]

@StrictestAgent .............