Jay Passer

Pick Of The Litter, 1965. Professional Pizza Cook. Published since 1988. Ornery and bespectacled. Papers upon request.

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see if I can get more followers to unfollow. arrogant swans do not apply. even easy geese. settle for the duck

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so what, write a poem a day, whip yourself with licorice, make a film of your ablution, so what, dream a dream, squeak one out, fatty

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why do I find only me own self destructive? rest of world on off button, atom bombs galore - bird brains awaken for the ghostly roaring...

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Sunday morning comics & I'm still not in em. travesty in Valley of shrunken heads. puppet on my hand refuses to give me sex. some rapture!

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lead nor follow head in barrel my advice dont play scrabble

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I'm reading manana in the showerstall of my insanity for anyone to listen get on yr knees and hands behind back hope yr last meal was sweet

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Read HorrorSleazeTrash all you fine maddened mother lickers

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w/ 9 followers I can rule the world. 9x9=81, & I rule solar system. add a tobacco pouch of apple seeds & I got the universe in sight. MATH !

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advert for subvert: burn it down, fire sale

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what boils in black bowels of Industry today painted bright billboard promise of liberated wallets tomorrow & I live Now nomad penniless

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end of days each morning before brushing each evening after fat meal each televised segment of back to frog prince primordial holocaust

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Volume UK Magazine Blog Self Promo They Like Me Better In Europe Mommy It Wasn't My Fault I Got Caught Putting The Cookie Back In The Jar

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I mourn Poly Styrene, she smashes this milquetoast pap pop music in the kisser. I mourn Poly Styrene dissonance fierce human WOMAN yes!

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the last girl I fell in love with was walking reading a book and bashed into a telephone pole. I saw stars at the same time. forgot her #

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I just heard a bird mimic a cell phone next thing a tree mimic a telephone pole

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dreaming of fascists in barnyards is not all it's crack-piped up to be. the sky was still blue & trees still rooted & dirt still inedible

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WE are weapons WE pay taxes WE exterminate brothers WE count profits WE shirk organization WE watch TV WE keep busy fingering gadgets WEWEWE

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i listen King Khan King Buzzy hypnotic digital conshuss lake of derelickshun X2 men ript apart world away stop crying drink a milkshake

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sow soil with diamond pick siphon oil slick spit it in yr car make out eat speed roll rectangle blox 4 wheels stop when immobile at least

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n the dirt at yr feet or at the top of sky it dark now flashing now not cop flashlight helicop itz not what u did itz what uhavent thot yet