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Depinotly not a kitteh. I r a hooman.

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@lasership Now my package has magically transported itself from a mobile home park in FL to VA. What in the hillbilly teleportation hell?

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@lasership Why is my delivery making a pit stop at a mobile home park? Y’all better not get any meth on my baby’s Christmas gift! 😡 I call shenanigans!

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#xfinty has now turned off their app so that customers affected by #hurricaneian in Florida can’t even report lines down on the road.

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@himeo_ Let’s be real. Cheese chomping. I turned up the volume to hear Taylor, and it cuts to Mr. Manners. 😑

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@mims1221 “outdated songs” 😂 Kids these days.

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@TheKalenAllen Yup

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@IceColdKilla9 Not everyone hates the police a&@hole.

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@JanetJackowski Let these children enjoy their Groundhog Day. Girl, bye.

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@chroniclivin @GameStop Me too. Damn.

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@capthlr Can’t wait to watch! You’re my favorite captain!

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@hannahferrier_ We stan for you Hannah! Fuck that snake Malia. Sandy you should be ashamed. #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeck #CaptainSandy

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Does Darcey have a refrigerator in her bedroom, or a bed in her kitchen? #90dayfiancestrikesback

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@MrShortstack It did have an “old lady gang” just like her restaurant!

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@m_t_baltimore @Disney @chloexhalle

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@RevilFox @Dnellicious Uh, do you not even realize that shipwrecks are at the bottom of the sea?

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@RevilFox @Dnellicious There is rarely significant sunlight beyond 200 meters in ocean. Pale skin makes perfect sense.

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@Dayasweetheart Fake news

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@TwitterMoments @chloexhalle Nope