The Headless Foreskin

Survivor.

[Big Homie the Delicious @acortes1337]

josie jumpscare #fishtanklive

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

Crazy ass whyte boys of history

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

I'm going to start pretending to be a woman to scam men out of money, y'all dont have the monopoly on that.

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

I cant wait to join one of those "Married to a Filipina" husband's support pages in the future.

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

how high were they when they had this epiphany

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

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[GoNintendoTweet @GoNintendoTweet]

ADL gives Epic an "F" rating for Fortnite's negligent response to Holocaust denial https://t.co/QPz7MiFFvU

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

I wish wine tasted like Sprite

[Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy]

New ink

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

God I look like shit rn

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

I haven't been texted in 8 years AND YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS BAD??

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

Just tried to "tease" my coworker and was called in to speak with HR. Weird that he can get off with a sorry and I have to do 2 weeks unpaid training.

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

Happy Easter you filthy animals

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

Grrrr. What do you mean you don’t have any IPAs?!

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

This blew my mind. Always thought we were the good guys.

[The Headless Foreskin @OfficalBangBus]

Thinking of getting a ruler tattooed on my hog

[skum @skumnut]

Me when the IRS disguised as an anime girl tells me I need to pay them $20,000