Office Goon

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“VP of the company just blasted "dirt off your shoulder" by Jay-Z. #tgif #officegoon” http://t.co/TaIqM8Ya

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#2012taughtme… How to dougie. The ultimate holiday party starter. @kateupton #HappyHolidays #officegoon http://t.co/ufoLk1jF

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“Everyone at the office keeps wishing me a Merry Kwanza. Must be the dreads. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/6gZ3IbIg

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“Note to self: Mistletoe desk decorations and a female CEO = bad idea. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/bkSBOcLt

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“Tried to holler at the receptionist with the big boobs via email. Accidentally, hit "Reply to All." #Off…” http://t.co/bpxNDGm1

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#2012TaughtMe that casual fridays doesn't include gym shorts and fitted hats. #officegoon

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“Friends tell me i look like Drake. Sign work emails with "Take Care,". #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/Dhx5jU0k

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“At happy hour with my coworkers. My turn to buy drinks. Ordered a round of O'Douls. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/zwncTU11

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“Two computer screens at work. One for webinar. One for @WorldStarHipHop #blessed #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/dUxCqiM8

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“Boss gave me some articles to read. Read @TFLN instead. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/CuJM8Q6j

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“Hoping one of my jewish coworkers comes by with some challah bread #holla #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/gYEX2rAl

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“Just farted. Boss comes to my desk to ask me a question. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/rh2Mg4a3

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“Company just announced a 2% staff layoff. I'm expensing Surf 'n Turf for lunch. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/oZYrSBaa

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Boss asked me how my Monday was. Best monday ever! Secret shout out to @kirillwashere for keeping my news feed NSFW #OfficeGoon

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“Took a day off because my Aunt Lois died. I don't have an Aunt Lois. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/Xh31LSpJ

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“Went to the stripclub during lunch break. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/3OtFrJcE

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“Front Desk girl caught me starring at her boobs. Twice #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/V3rDbQZF

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“Wrote "call me ;)" on a business card. Intended to give it to a hot chick. Accidentally gave it to a cli…” http://t.co/2LiCtHsz

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“Go to the bathroom just to play Angry Birds. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/M7voJSqE

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“Manager brought in bagels. I took two, saving one for tomorrow. #OfficeGoon” http://t.co/7OVpM7L1