Zach

dont be deceived, my twitter is the most exciting thing about me

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

The school shooting episode of SWAT is still a real tough one to watch.

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

When your parents' divorce songs come up during your workout and you just let kelly Clarkson carry you through the heavy weights

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Bruno Mars vocals just scratch a part of my brain a 🔫 can't

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

I'm not crying I'm just sweating through my eyes when "Because of You" comes on in the gym

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

You ever get so emotional when you hit a new pr in the gym? No just me?

[Sargon of ACAB @PhakeJakeHowell]

If all the people posting about hating Idaho Falls moved away the rent would go down and the line for Morenitas would be much shorter just saying

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

@PhakeJakeHowell You fellas never had your ladies tells ya you needs attentions to ur buttsholes?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I'm sorry but she's got his ass. She is in control of his mind now like one of those cordyceps fungi. As men we are powerless against an encouraging belly rub. He would commit arson if she asked.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Wait till you see the Deadpool popcorn bucket.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The Third Coming. #DeadpoolWolverine

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Low key wishing times were back in 2009-2013 when we'd have a get together with lots of food and laughs and just br vibin. Now it's just me and the terror twins

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Motherfucker squatting 405 speechless for reps while this dude is SCREAMING with 185....

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

🎶It's the most terrible time of the year🎶

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Idaho Falls justice system all around is a joke. Prosecutors, public defenders, sentences, a lot of law enforcement, all one big joke.

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Stop fucking calling the police on your children for "acting out" and learn how to be a fucking parent. I don't want kids so why do I have to raise yours?

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Our current tax system is fucking theft.

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Finances stress me the fuck out. Living alone is almost impossible without overtime while making only 28/hr.

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

Letting the loud sad voices push us through this workout

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

@PhakeJakeHowell I'm pretty sure this was ghost written by you

[Zach @OfficerB00tay]

I finally get it ladies. I ordered something and when it was delivered, it was much smaller than I wanted leaving me to having the big sad. I was even very specific with my needs on dimensions, yet here we are, broken hearted.