Tim Bur

To Protect and Serve

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@Hashom_X6 seems like a crime to me. Sir, spread your legs and put your hands on the car. *pulls out his gun*

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

#IfTheyShutDownTwitter I'm going to work extra hours fighting the protests. #fml

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

Just pulled over a low rider, the driver was an old lady. What's going on? Slow motion driveby? #onduty #busted

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@SirCheekss @notguiltyxx I'd like to see some IDs. Public indecency is unacceptable. *hand on gun*

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@barrymandersen *takes out his notepad* so tell me exactly what happened. #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@SirCheekss don't you even think about attacking cops in that game

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@SirCheekss ok, I'll have my men investigate the situation and be back shortly #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@abdallah_t @sircheekss or is it work?

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@abdallah_t @sircheekss did you seriously not attend class, sir? #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@SirCheekss let's start from the beginning, you walked in with that note on the door? #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@Bayesh87 sir we have a problem. Yugart is illegal. #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@AliAChaaban Excuse me sir, i'm writing you a ticket. You're the only dude not wearing black. #DressCodePatrol.

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@SirCheekss have you been drinking tonight, sir? #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@SirCheekss sir do you cheese illegal cheese? #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@SirCheekss @viagraofchaos @aliachaaban any disturbance lately?! #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@PaulyPeligroso ... Detective Method man, this isn't your district. Stand aside. #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@bo3_84 Sir I ask you to step aside from this situation. *hand on gun*

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@NazMraz do you want to press charges? #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@Waiter_1 @azoznokia it's ok I have dealt with jerks like him before. *tackles @AzozNokia to the ground and handcuffs him.* #onduty

[Tim Bur @Officer_Tim]

@NazMraz @bunazmarz ok, parents you should give her the eediya or I will press charges. *hand on gun* #onduty