Callie

Repping from Inkopolis! It’s me, Callie! I now have Twitter, and it would be great to follow me! Spreading love to my fans, Stay Fresh!

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Aw yeah Baby I’m coming gonna meet the new squid kids! Stay tuned for the next Splatfest and stick around!

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Sorry guys, fell asleep, what happened while I was gone?

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

A lovely day in the kingdom.

[B-LowZer0 @MunchPain]

I love this AU, but why tf does Burning Spice look like a Pixel Pimp?

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Yeah uh… whoever said that is kicked out of Inkopolis Plaza.

[Marie @TideGoesOut_2]

"What is your favorite activity besides kissing Callie on the lips?" ->

Splatting proshippers with my charger in cold ink.

https://t.co/UcS05wW3gk

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

@TideGoesOut_2 @BlushBombDiva @B0MBrushCallie Awwww!!

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

@tornawor Oh… yeah I think I know what you’re saying!

(Nah, I don’t.)

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

I- sorry what? Competitors? F1? Like on a keyboard?

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

Spring Fest kicks off tonight at 6pm PT!

Are you getting things done at the break of day, midday, or late day? Pick your team and get ready to see who's time period is most productive!

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

@B0MBrushCallie You positive?

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Oh, would ya look at that… maybe we could bump this up a few numbers?👀

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

@TideGoesOut_2 @aninana636 Oh boy…

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

@adamponalgoaca I apologize, I would’ve seen them if I’d been online😔

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Oh, my sincerest apologies. I was on hiatus due to some things and also preparing for Splatfest!

But I don’t think I’ve seen them? I apologize again.

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

It’s an MP5- I mean no I would never have a gun! What a strange question.

Also robbery is soooo pitiful, I wouldn’t be caught doing that. Pearl is high security too, not to mention Marina’s machinery… yeah no.

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Hello and for a musical… when she on earth over 10,000 years ago, I’d go with Shakira!

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Uhhh… well. Mercedes sounds like a cute name! I’ll go with that!

(What is a Mercedes?)

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

I-… huh? I mean, that’s endearing but… uh…

*Krrrshh* Calling all agents, I need one to keep guard.

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Thank you very much! I hope you have a VERY great day and I think you’re just as awesome!

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Oh… that’s not new to me. I have agents for that. LITERALLY.

[Callie @OfficialCallie_]

Might be a better question for Shiver or Marie. I was Team Love is all, and I think I worked hard enough for this cash.

Sorry 3, but you gotta get a hobby too.