The year is 1799, and I have become very ill. I have awoken with a severe sore throat and don't plan on leaving my bed anytime soon #HopefullyNothingSerious
I was prepared to live out my life as a farmer... but @OfishlJohnAdams is running for president and I think he might create an aristocracy. Sorry old friend, I’m gonna have to run against you...
Hey so my buddy President Washington just named me Secretary of State! That’s great and all, but does anyone else feel like the country is moving in the wrong direction...
Since I'm becoming old and nearing death, I'll let you guys on a little secret... I never chopped down that cherry tree or skipped a silver dollar across the Potomac River #debunked
@TJeffRevolution@OfficialGeorgey Hey ol buddy, ol pal, home slice, bread slice, dawg, could you pls get me out of jail...? I'm technically an American citizen, so...