I realize that people would like me to run for a third term despite my shortcomings during the second, but I’ve decided to take a page from @OfficialGeorgey ‘s book and step down rather that continue holding on to power.
So seeing as Britain and France are fighting again (and they both seem to be robbing our ships) I’ve decided to place an embargo on the exportation of American goods
1803 - We just spent 15 million dollars to buy Louisiana from France! It doubled the size of our country and is a huge step towards owning the whole continent.
I just wanna make it clear that I’m not a king. Some ground rules: Don’t put my face on money, I don’t want big birthday celebrations, and anybody can come see me. Sound good?