Jim Lin

I ain’t got time to bleed…

[Jim Lin @OfficialJimLin]

For those of you who are kale-intolerant, may I suggest that a good substitute for kale in recipes is Italian sausage. #KaleDay2016 #kaleday

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Word to you mothers

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The Roman Empire thought about Chuck Norris everyday.

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@DStan58 Hey man! Doing good. Not on here much!

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Sums it up well

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@colopez2 @shellypalmer Interesting! Will watch and share my thoughts.

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I believe I can eat some popcorn with these fingers

[Butterfinger @Butterfinger]

Since everyone’s gonna say it’s photoshopped… RT if you believe

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@Butterfinger @icantbelieveits Somebody layed a finger

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Not a place we'd ever lay a finger, but to each their own 🍑😏

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@Butterfinger @mrslin is the crispety to my crunchety

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@rangelie This should be mandatory for dads

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Tell me you’re the CFO of your family without telling me you’re the CFO of your family

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Elon musk just discovered that humans are more complex than machines.

[Jim Lin @OfficialJimLin]

The scariest candy bar in the world.

[Golin @GolinGlobal]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found some scope creep in this chocolate bar. No words.

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My love language is billing codes

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@kinderus Omelette you have that one

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Jonesy says every day is #InternationalCatDay I’m going back to sleep. Feed me when I awake.

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@rangelie @LinkedIn “Hmmm based on the menu, it doesn’t look like appetizers are in your wheelhouse”

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@medeasin Check check check

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Thoughts on turning 50 today. A thread.

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@SuzyQuzey This was the closest thing to a parade, dear citizen!

[Jim Lin @OfficialJimLin]

Nevermind. Gonna sit and drink a beer.