Shannon Lin

I have an adjective, adjective noun that would verb your adjective noun so, so adverb. Was in @officialjimlin’s Top 8.

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

Wow, kids sure do get mad when you ask them to do what you asked them to do.

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

You know who also didn't have children? Jesus.

[Olivia Moore @omooretweets]

Everyone wants the “Duolingo social playbook” but no one is willing to threaten to kill their users

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

Tweet of the year

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Brent Black @brentalfloss]

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Trolls: “Are you the real Tony Hawk?”
me: yes, last I checked
Twitter: check again

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

For those of us beyond child-bearing years, COVID tests sure are a nice way to relive the nostalgia of pregnancy test panic.

[Texas Instruments Education @TICalculators]

If they:

- respect your roots
- are a little square
- keep you rational
- are a problem solver

They're not your Valentine, they're your TI-84 Plus CE calculator.

[R/GA @RGA]

Extremely curious to know what the KPIs are for the Jesus ads

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

@perkins_manda 🤣

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

@barelycarrie

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

@mbp817 @MickeyG77 SNORT but also GUILTY AS CHARGED

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

@Ish What a time to be alive (and a mom blogger)

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

Facts 👇

[Michael Goldstein @MickeyG77]

The absolute chokehold that Mommy Bloggers had on digital strategists in 2010-14 will never be topped

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

DANG

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

[Jim Lin @OfficialJimLin]

Tell me you’re the CFO of your family without telling me you’re the CFO of your family

[Shannon Lin @mrslin]

Th, as the kids like to say, is.

[Jim Lin @OfficialJimLin]

Elon musk just discovered that humans are more complex than machines.